2013 Lineup Confirmation/Rumors Thread

[Neighborhood Creep]

^ I hate to go by Facebook likes, but it does work in a sense. That doesn't always mean they will get the top 'headlining' spot due to being more popular.

YYYs - 1,646,XXX

Mau5 - 6,938,XXX

[iantmcfarland]

Let's just admit that no one would be Yeah Yeah Yeahs considering a potential headliner if they weren't one of the largest bands we're fairly confident will show up on the poster.

[RotationSlimWang]

This is easily the weakest attempt at defending beer gardens. If you throw a pile of shit on top of a pile of shit, it's still just a pile of shit.

This is one of the dumbest fucking statements I've ever seen on the board. You're correct, if you throw a pile of shit on top of a pile of shit, you still have one pile of shit. If you throw a pile of shit on a patch of clean grass instead of on top of the existing pile of shit, you now have two piles of shit you goddamn idiot.

[know ID ya]

This is one of the dumbest fucking statements I've ever seen on the board. You're correct, if you throw a pile of shit on top of a pile of shit, you still have one pile of shit. If you throw a pile of shit on a patch of clean grass instead of on top of the existing pile of shit, you now have two piles of shit you goddamn idiot.

WHOOSH

[TickleMeElmo]

The billing in this poster is all sorts of fucked up.

[Miroir Noir]

This fucking thread is up to 230 Facebook likes.

[Drewski27]

all those likes are from people like xan, vigo and nbv.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Probably you insolent naive bumbling buffoon named Drewski27 the insolent naive illiterate bumbling buffoon.

[buccimar]

So Britt Daniels of Spoon and Divine Fits (who had a record out this year) did an AMA (AskMeAnything) on Reddit today, and I asked him if I would be seeing Divine Fits at Coachella this year. His response:

http://i.imgur.com/2bSgJ.png


and here's a link to the page on Reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment..._of_the_bands/

Can't say for sure but looks hopeful!

[isnate]

excellent! their set at TIMF was one of my favorites. they'd be great on the fields

[spence]

I think this is the most realistic fake poster so far even if the billing is a bit screwy.

[Mr. Porter]

Since paulb posted his, I might as well do mine

[isnate]

lol Macklemore on the bottom line.

on a more relevant note, since when did this thread become the fake poster thread?

[seanjk23]

I would be extremely happy if either of these posters turned out to be real.

[Zafocaine]

I would be extremely happy if either of these posters turned out to be real.

Are you even going to be there for 2013? Those posters are garbage. It's sort of hard to believe in a poster that has Phoenix as a headliner. Same goes for Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Hopefully the real lineup doesn't reflect the fake lineups in any way =)

[seanjk23]

Yeah, got my tickets back in May, just booked our flights too. Fed up of all the same stuff at UK festivals so thought I'd try something new. If Daft Punk are one of the headliners, I'm not too bothered who the other two are if I'm honest! I meant I'd be happy with the line up as a whole if they were like the posters as there's a lot of acts I'd go see.

[TheMadeleine]

I don't know how the Phoenix rumor even got started. It is glaringly apparent to me that they are NOT headliner material. Subhead perhaps. IMO they are at the same level of popularity that MGMT was when they subheadlined in 2010---a few catchy hit singles under their belt, but not enough material or general chutzpah to warrant headliner status. Anyway they come up on my OK Go! Pandora station and all their songs sound the same.

[gswhooper]

I like Mr. Porter's poster. Good mix of everything. Wouldn't mind another rapper or 2.

[minivanonfire]

This would be my dream lineup

*Lana del Rey is a confirmed not.

[Spooks]

I mean, on one hand I believe you're a rapist because based on descriptions of you I can't imagine you're ever going to find a human with low enough standards to actually consent to sex with you. But then on the other hand I can't conceive of a human who's helpless enough for an absurdly weak-willed pussy like yourself to be able to overpower.

How does it work? Do you rape small declawed animals?

[Spooks]

YYYs over Deadmau5? In my west coast market, Mau5 could probably outsell tickets almost 10:1 against the YYYs.

I think Deadmau5 played 6 nights at Roseland Ballroom (cap 3500) last fall so you're probably right. I can see YYYs playing MSG though on their next tour or they might play couple nights at Radio City (ex: Bon Iver played 4 nights and Vampire Weekend played 3 nights).....

ps It's like 2010 all over again with the probability of VW and Passion Pit being on the line up next year

[bobchella]

Dear Shit Posters,

[Iamwelting]

so many rumors and confirmations flying around the last few pages, it's hard to keep track

[Spooks]

Yeah, got my tickets back in May, just booked our flights too. Fed up of all the same stuff at UK festivals so thought I'd try something new. If Daft Punk are one of the headliners, I'm not too bothered who the other two are if I'm honest! I meant I'd be happy with the line up as a whole if they were like the posters as there's a lot of acts I'd go see.

For real?! I'm jealous of your festivals over there. You're saying Glastonbury, Field Day, ATP UK, Bestival, and etc have all the same stuff? You're out of your mind!!!

[seanjk23]

For real?! I'm jealous of your festivals over there. You're saying Glastonbury, Field Day, ATP UK, Bestival, and etc have all the same stuff? You're out of your mind!!!

Glastonbury is next on the list for me. I registered for tickets in 2011 but didn't get them, was off in 2012 for the Olympics and then had booked this by the time 2013 tickets came on sale. Bestival isn't really my scene. Festival wise there's a lot of options but it's more the line up. It's the same recycled acts every second year that seem to appear. My local festival, T In The Park, has The Killers headlining for the 3rd time in 6 years.

[Tront]

Cool story bro.

[igotmyxomatosis]

can we please stop putting daft punk on every fucking fake poster and then calling it realistic as if theres a chance of it happening?

thx

[Iamwelting]

"Bad data" on songkick, which of course we all knew...

http://www.glidemagazine.com/hiddent...info-bad-data/

[sonofhal]

T in the Park is dogshit. As are most UK fests, to be fair. A massive amount of people with no fucking interest in the acts at all, getting pissed and generally being cuntish.

ATP and Bestival are exceptions. Glasto is the biggest cuntfest of all.

[seanjk23]

T in the Park is dogshit. As are most UK fests, to be fair. A massive amount of people with no fucking interest in the acts at all, getting pissed and generally being cuntish.

ATP and Bestival are exceptions. Glasto is the biggest cuntfest of all.

Yup. Seems to have gotten worse as the years have went on. Rockness is a brilliant festival but there seems to be very little talk of that for next year, not even had dates confirmed yet.