2013 Lineup Confirmation/Rumors Thread

[Sigma]

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[Bons222000]

Ha when I said this right after weekend 1:

It's funny how people give such crap to DJs for "cheese" (and deservingly so) but nobody seems to mind how cheesy Dre and Snoop's performance was.

Parading out guest after guest, the hologram, that dumb skit "Yo Em, you can't go back to Detroit already, do one more song with me dawg", Snoop's bling, songs about "smoke every day" and "let's get fucked up"...cheesy. I didn't hate their performance but the cheese factor keeps it from being in my top 5 for sure.

Nobody agreed with me. Everyone said they had the best set of the weekend. Now people are seeing that performance for what it was.

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[rambleonfreddy]

I'm pretty sure you mean, "go on..."

don't forget "please, tell us how much we really hate the festival"

[rambleonfreddy]

oh never mind. Sigma already beat me to the tired old response.

[MotorAve]

And this is why you don't belong here.

Because I'm smarter than you and every other person on this site and therefore default to believing that you are all constantly demonstrating what morons you are?

[nathanfairchild]

so smart that your wife was fucking other people behind your back?

[Aphxtwinin]

so smart that your wife was fucking other people behind your back?

i believe shit has just gotten real...

[VOLVOX17]

When I was in 6th grade, I ran for class president and my supposed girlfriend decided she wanted to instead. She recruited all our friends to tear down my posters, and they wore my campaign stickers on the bottom of their shoes. That sucked.

I would have voted for you.

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[VigoTheCarpathian]

Because I'm smarter than you and every other person on this site and therefore default to believing that you are all constantly demonstrating what morons you are?

How does one default to belief? I suppose you were in disbelief.

[isnate]

Hey MotoRave, do you happen to know if Beach House have any tour dates coming up?

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[VOLVOX17]

Predrinkng in the parking lot Sunday we offered a couple of black security guards soda and I enthusiastically asked one if he heard that Nate Dog was gana play and this man looked at me with crroked eyes like I was a fool and said in a perfect blackish accent " Nate Dogs dead" and he walked away

ummmmmm. huh?

[xanman86]

Last year, didn't they post something like "one week" on the coachella FB page the week before the lineup?

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Xanman, you deserve 3 noogies and a wedgie for that avatar.

[VOLVOX17]

Even President Obama has a little daffy duck in his voice swag and he's half honky! Just sayin the dude was a real black and he sized me up real quick

dude, seriously. STOP DIGGING!!!

[nick5745]

Last year, didn't they post something like "one week" on the coachella FB page the week before the lineup?

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...type=1&theater

yes they did

[VOLVOX17]

I guess that's what im saying but then again I live around mostly Chinese and Koreans and those people are terrified of blacks and I dont blame them because you all have like 3 feet on them. Think about it... America must be like a land of giants for short Asians and Central Americans. And the,...

The main point to remember is that I'm not a racist.

NOPE. JUST A BIGOT.

[xanman86]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...type=1&theater

yes they did

Damn, just 3 days notice really.

[VOLVOX17]

You don't by any chance know Craig do you? He's a really goofy black dude been hangin around diamond bar forever and he's got no blaccent but he's a TOTAL NERD. Haven't seen him in a while though. I think there is something wrong with him. He went to mt. Sac for like a decade.

And then there is Onyeka who grew up up the street from me but his parents were straight from Africa and were surgeons or something so there accent was like Kenyan or something.

Anyways, when we get that beer you can steraighten me out on what I guess are gross generalization and plain old ignance

ugh. u rly dont live in diamond bar do you?

[VigoTheCarpathian]

No, my permanent residence is in Braşov however I do romp hard from the Urals to the Hindu Kush whenever I feel sadistic. Diamond Bar is only a summer getaway where I kick back and play liars poker for cigarettes and seringes with exiled PRK masochists who all think I'm just the life of the party.

[VOLVOX17]

Because I'm smarter than you and every other person on this site and therefore default to believing that you are all constantly demonstrating what morons you are?

Oh?

[VOLVOX17]

seringes
syringes

[VOLVOX17]

sorry, sorry.
back on track.
yes,
beach House?

[VigoTheCarpathian]

In Carpathian we call them vorigitzagers on the count that the anus is where we stick the needle. Speaking of which: do you know what the Ottomans used to do to the Arabs? They would skewer them through the anus on a huge steak and leave them there as examples; similar to the crucifix but more kinky. They called it the kharboosh.

[gswhooper]

6 pages read, 6 IQ points lost.

inb4, "so you're down to 2"

[VigoTheCarpathian]

I have lentil beans and morning suppositorys to crush and some crank to blow...so you fellers take it easy.

[menikmati]

Are Blur headliners?

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Not really, but something we don't like probably is.