2013 Lineup Confirmation/Rumors Thread

[nathanfairchild]

[Zafocaine]

Just wait. You're about to get a long-winded tirade about how Zafocaine is so right that you are actually completely inept to even call his logic and reasoning into question. The foundation of this tirade will be wholly illogical and will likely incorporate some sort of unfounded accusation about you personally, to the effect of you never having "accomplished anything", thereby making your criticism of Zafocaine ineffective and keeping his perfect record in tact. He'll possibly criticize you for wasting your time on message boards, despite his own frequent posting and his posts being, on average, 80% longer than the posts he chooses to critique. This may all end up being punctuated with an emoticon.

Lol. Let it all out.

[TheCountofMonteDisco]

Lol. Let it all out.

yu so mad b0r?

[Zafocaine]

yu so mad b0r?

I remember my first "Y U MAD BRO?!"

[TheCountofMonteDisco]

I remember my first "Y U MAD BRO?!"

[Zafocaine]

[captncrzy]

nice !!! redemption.

they need a night slot.

I agree. That hot sun daytime slot wasn't anywhere near as fun as it could have been. It's kind of hard to watch a band when you can't open your eyes because the sun is too bright.

[MotorAve]

I said the Stones were not playing Coachella (ever) because:

A) Someone who knows Paul Tollett personally told me three headliners and one near-headliner-scale subheadliner, none of which were the Stones

B) Someone with a history of knowing the Stones' plans told me that they had not booked any shows for 2013, likely to be the final year of touring for them, and would not do so until after their December run was complete

Person A is now saying that the Stones may be added and the Killers may be out or demoted, so I am updating my information accordingly.

When Prince headlined over Portishead, and Mystery Artist replaced Black Sabbath, Goldenvoice was "backpedaling," right? Morons.

[Zafocaine]

I agree. That hot sun daytime slot wasn't anywhere near as fun as it could have been. It's kind of hard to watch a band when you can't open your eyes because the sun is too bright.

Right? I sort of wish the festival could start later, and run longer each day. Plenty of cool acts that just weren't as cool because of glare/heat/sweat. Sombrerochella 2013?

[tlynott]

CAN I GET LIEUTENANT ROAST-A-BOTCH, CAPTAIN SAVE-A-HOE??!??

Irritated by your yeast infection???

[MotorAve]

As far as I know Eric Garcetti is very happily married, you room-temperature-IQ ignoramus, but maybe I should take him out of this equation.

[TheCountofMonteDisco]

I said the Stones were not playing Coachella (ever) because:

A) Someone who knows Paul Tollett personally told me three headliners and one near-headliner-scale subheadliner, none of which were the Stones

B) Someone with a history of knowing the Stones' plans told me that they had not booked any shows for 2013, likely to be the final year of touring for them, and would not do so until after their December run was complete

Person A is now saying that the Stones may be added and the Killers may be out or demoted, so I am updating my information accordingly.

When Prince headlined over Portishead, and Mystery Artist replaced Black Sabbath, Goldenvoice was "backpedaling," right? Morons.

Oh, MotorFake... Just knock it off already. No one believes anything you say. On either board.

[captncrzy]

I said the Stones were not playing Coachella (ever) because:

A) My wife, who fucked Paul Tollett personally told me three headliners and one near-headliner-scale subheadliner, none of which were the Stones.

B) Someone with a history of knowing the Stones' plans told me that they had not booked any shows for 2013, likely to be the final year of touring for them, and would not do so until after their December run was complete

Person A is now saying that the Stones may be added and the Killers may be out or demoted, so I am updating my information accordingly.

When Prince headlined over Portishead, and Mystery Artist replaced Black Sabbath, Goldenvoice was "backpedaling," right? Morons.

...

[MotorAve]

More MotorAve shennanigans can be found on the Lollaboard.
He's a fraudtastic buffoon there too.
And just coming off a recent suspension.

http://theboard.lollapalooza.com/mem...5527-SecondSet

While we're looking around the internet trying to decide who people are, I see that there's a "TheCountofMonteDisco" on spotify. Are you perhaps the possessor of these particular bitch tits - https://twitter.com/mcgrawbrian?

[RotationSlimWang]

This is the reason why it's idiotic to come in here making authoritative statements about who's headlining until it's actually on the poster. I know people who know Paul Tollett personally too. Guess what, dickheads: even what Paul thinks is going to be on the lineup isn't on the lineup when it finally comes out every fucking year. The real reason Goldenvoice is quiet about their lineup isn't just because they want it to be a surprise, it's that no one--including them--can be sure what's going to happen. To come on and claim that you know who's playing with three months left to go is idiotic as we're about to see when neither The Killers nor Muse are on there. The smart thing to do when you see that a band someone told you is going to be headlining and then they book like three nights at the Staples Center and have two shows in NY the same week as Coachella isn't to say, "My friend knows Paul Tollett therefore I am going to ignore EVERY BIT OF LOGIC IN THE FUCKING WORLD and assume that my jerk off friend--who must be an INSANELY LARGE JERK OFF since he's friends with fucking ME--is absolutely correct." It's to say, "Gee, that looks like several pieces of concrete data that absolutely contradict what I've been told. Perhaps I should take this with a grain of salt."

Tell me, is your irrationality as demonstrated here why the wife left you, Moto?

[Larry Farnsworth]

MotorAve: Knows people who know people.

[TheCountofMonteDisco]

[Miroir Noir]

Wait, we're actually back to discussing MotorAve's claims on their merits (or lack thereof)? Why?

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Wait, we're actually back to discussing MotorAve's claims on their merits (or lack thereof)? Why?

Because we are all tragic bores

[TomAz]

Pretty much everybody in this thread needs to go fuck themselves.

[Zafocaine]

This is the reason why it's idiotic to come in here making authoritative statements about who's headlining until it's actually on the poster.

Isn't this the purpose of the Rumor thread?

To come on and claim that you know who's playing with three months left to go is idiotic as we're about to see when neither The Killers nor Muse are on there.

Isn't the lineup dropped three months before the show, Drp?

Tell me, is your irrationality as demonstrated here why the wife left you, Moto?

Is your obsession with other men and their relationships the reason for your not being in a relationship, or are you just "abstaining from sex" for three years for fun?

[Zafocaine]

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Is your obsession with other men and their relationships the reason for your not being in a relationship, or are you just "abstaining from sex" for three years for fun?

I'll have you know RSW is in a long term relationship with despair.

[getbetter]

This is the reason why it's idiotic to come in here making authoritative statements about who's headlining until it's actually on the poster. I know people who know Paul Tollett personally too. Guess what, dickheads: even what Paul thinks is going to be on the lineup isn't on the lineup when it finally comes out every fucking year. The real reason Goldenvoice is quiet about their lineup isn't just because they want it to be a surprise, it's that no one--including them--can be sure what's going to happen.

This what I have been told several times..

[heart cooks brain]

I said the Stones were not playing Coachella (ever) because:

A) Someone who knows Paul Tollett personally told me three headliners and one near-headliner-scale subheadliner, none of which were the Stones

B) Someone with a history of knowing the Stones' plans told me that they had not booked any shows for 2013, likely to be the final year of touring for them, and would not do so until after their December run was complete

Person A is now saying that the Stones may be added and the Killers may be out or demoted, so I am updating my information accordingly.

When Prince headlined over Portishead, and Mystery Artist replaced Black Sabbath, Goldenvoice was "backpedaling," right? Morons.

you speak in absolutes until it suits you. goldenvoice doesn't do that.

[heart cooks brain]

Oh, MotorFake... Just knock it off already. No one believes anything you say. On either board.

i've been looking forward to this for months.

[bobchella]

While we're looking around the internet trying to decide who people are, I see that there's a "TheCountofMonteDisco" on spotify. Are you perhaps the possessor of these particular bitch tits

Somebody's jealous that TheCountofMonteDisco is in a loving marital relationship.

[Zafocaine]

I'll have you know RSW is in a long term relationship with despair.

Truth: My anti-drug.

[RotationSlimWang]

Is that guy in your avatar the man who's now satisfying your ex-wife? Is that why he's smiling? Kinda weird to use an avatar of the guy who took your life away, Moto.

[heart cooks brain]

Is that guy in your avatar the man who's now satisfying your ex-wife? Is that why he's smiling? Kinda weird to use an avatar of the guy who took your life away, Moto.

Rahm Emanuel is currently pasting motorave's picture on motor's ex-wife's titties with his jizz. no confirmation of food coloring as of yet.