Jesus Christ, I made more friends today than this thread made enemies.
You should be humiliated.
Lets fucking fight tommy boy, get your ass out of the desert and come to LA. I will curb you and film it in dutch angle to make a gif of your failure.
Cara is like Charlie Brown without the commercial success
Tom is like Vin Diesel without the muscles
Eric is like Kermit the frog without the personality
A thread by Tom about being angry that didn't go anywhere? I'm shocked.
thefunkylama is like forest gump without the cool stories
Vigo you're like Burt Reynolds without the cool mustache.
No, he's just grasping at straws and not doing a particularly good job. Same with you, actually.
funkylama is neither a lama nor funky which means that he is just a BIG FAT LIE
You're not getting better at this.
Sepagroove, you're like Chunk without the loveable naivete
funkylama is like Lisa Lampaneli without the... actually he does have big black cock in his mouth.
Unfavorably Comparative Similes: The Only Comedy For People Who Don't Know Comedy™.
Hannah is like Golda Meir except no one cares.
I've heard the Carpathians aren't even that majestic up close. Total buttersummits.
He's such a dipshit.