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    L@@K! Vintage Electronic Buxom Bikini Babe Talking Pen Pencil Holder Novelty

    We offer up for auction this excellent used
    erotic talking & moving hot bikini babe novelty toy.




    The woman vibrates her head and comments accordingly
    and sometimes explicitly, what you should do to her
    when inserting a pen or pencil between her legs.

    Guaranteed to bring a laugh or a very embarrassed
    red face at a party.

    I doubt very seriously if you will find another erotic
    novelty toy like this one.

    Go Ahead Stick It In!



    Don't worry, there are more photos. Your move.

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    Actually, the male version by the same seller is somehow worse. Especially when you take into account that they made the effort to disguise his genital with a fig leaf as though there was anything classy at all about the whole ordeal worth preserving. http://www.ebay.com/itm/L-K-Vintage-...item20c9c62d8c
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Unsettling: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Lot-Deer-Ant...04%26rk%3D5%26

    (fuck you I'm too lazy to screen shot for posterity)
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    That's not so weird, a lot of people use antlers to make buttons or whatever.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Pretty stoked to be able to get these at a wholesale price. Retail gouges.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    4 bids!

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    I said find a worse thing, Patrick. I didn't say find the greatest thing ever to be photographed.

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    IS IT GAY?

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    That's not so weird, a lot of people use antlers to make buttons or whatever.
    They also make excellent dog chews.

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    I had no idea they were so cheap. Maybe I should get some and just start sticking them around my house willy-nilly.

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    They'd make nice coat/purse/jewelry hooks mounted in a line.

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    Just out of curiosity... how are you all finding these?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Shut Up Forever Almost All of You.

    SEE YOU AT WEEKEND ONE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Sell one like this!
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Fuck you guys. I'd consider buying the bullfrog band member.

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    A tree butt for only $8000? Consider it SOLD.
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    I'm still winning this thread

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    SEE YOU AT WEEKEND ONE!

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    A tree butt for only $8000? Consider it SOLD.
    Butt (ass)
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Watch who you're calling a butt (ass), you butt (ass).

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    How do they deliver the butt (ass) tree? I would be afraid that transporting it would kill the precious butt (ass) tree.
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    I feel like dad-rock wouldn't get so bad of a rep if we called it pop-rock

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    Okay, I mean this one is by all accounts a fucking gross way to build such a thing, but I gotta admit that's an awesome device. Do these things exist in non human head form?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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