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  1. 08-20-2012, 10:57 AM #1
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    Default *** Annual Porn Star Name Thread***

    It's time once again for the annual Failed State porn star thread– the rules never change and all you have to do is respond with your porn star name. This year the winner will receive a Polaroid picture of my brothers friend Colin; he's not a handsome man, but he is a man. Let's see if we can top last years winner "Bill Paxton".


    My name is: Failed "Ron Jeremy" State
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  2. 08-20-2012, 10:58 AM #2
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  4. 08-20-2012, 11:27 AM #4
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    Jeremiah was a bull frog who also like to fuck bitches
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  5. 08-20-2012, 11:28 AM #5
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    Don't let me win my own contest
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  6. 08-20-2012, 11:30 AM #6
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    ^ you're name is totally lame and unoriginal... I'm already winning, don't worry broh.

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  7. 08-20-2012, 11:34 AM #7
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    Bullshit rookie, my name is all class!
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  8. 08-20-2012, 11:37 AM #8
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    Terrance Reamer is the name, wearing it out is my game.
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  9. 08-20-2012, 01:56 PM #9
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    more like Failed Thread.
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    is TomAz allowed to talk to people that way around here?
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  10. 08-20-2012, 02:00 PM #10
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    Tom "Gaping" Az
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  11. 08-20-2012, 02:03 PM #11
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    clever as always, mugwog.
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  12. 08-20-2012, 02:07 PM #12
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    Spent the whole afternoon waiting for your disapproval post to follow up with that.
    Fuck it: NIN/HTDA/Trent Reznor>IceyHot's sex life

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  13. 08-20-2012, 02:40 PM #13
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    "Does anyone else think Kid Rock has a gross smelling penis?"

    That's the best name
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    Jack Jackofferson
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    Everything you say makes me want to shove a funnel down your throat and pour period blood inside you. Good day.
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    Bitch, you don't know what that fucking word means either. Now drop and suck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ballroomdancer22 View Post
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    This user really wants that photo of Colin. This one is going to be tough to beat1
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    This thread sucks balls, not a single funny name in the bunch. Losers.
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