Find A Worse eBay Item: The Game!

[Hannahrain]

L@@K! Vintage Electronic Buxom Bikini Babe Talking Pen Pencil Holder Novelty

We offer up for auction this excellent used
erotic talking & moving hot bikini babe novelty toy.



The woman vibrates her head and comments accordingly
and sometimes explicitly, what you should do to her
when inserting a pen or pencil between her legs.
Guaranteed to bring a laugh or a very embarrassed
red face at a party.
I doubt very seriously if you will find another erotic
novelty toy like this one.
Go Ahead Stick It In!

Don't worry, there are more photos. Your move.

[gaypalmsprings]

Your move... http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dirty-worn-w...item20c9ca86a1

[SoulDischarge]

Actually, the male version by the same seller is somehow worse. Especially when you take into account that they made the effort to disguise his genital with a fig leaf as though there was anything classy at all about the whole ordeal worth preserving. http://www.ebay.com/itm/L-K-Vintage-...item20c9c62d8c

[SoulDischarge]

Unsettling: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Lot-Deer-Ant...04%26rk%3D5%26

(fuck you I'm too lazy to screen shot for posterity)

[miscorrections]

That's not so weird, a lot of people use antlers to make buttons or whatever.

[Hannahrain]

[Hannahrain]

Pretty stoked to be able to get these at a wholesale price. Retail gouges.

[SoulDischarge]

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[IceyHotshot]

4 bids!

[Hannahrain]

I said find a worse thing, Patrick. I didn't say find the greatest thing ever to be photographed.

[Grandma]

IS IT GAY?

[gaypalmsprings]

[OnlyNonStranger]

That's not so weird, a lot of people use antlers to make buttons or whatever.

They also make excellent dog chews.

[Courtney]

I had no idea they were so cheap. Maybe I should get some and just start sticking them around my house willy-nilly.

[Hannahrain]

They'd make nice coat/purse/jewelry hooks mounted in a line.

[RotationSlimWang]

Just out of curiosity... how are you all finding these?

[bobchella]

[Courtney]

[miscorrections]

[miscorrections]

[miscorrections]

Sell one like this!

[Courtney]

[betao]

Fuck you guys. I'd consider buying the bullfrog band member.

[miscorrections]

A tree butt for only $8000? Consider it SOLD.

[bobchella]

I'm still winning this thread

[bmack86]

A tree butt for only $8000? Consider it SOLD.

Butt (ass)

[Hannahrain]

Watch who you're calling a butt (ass), you butt (ass).

[bmack86]

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[mountmccabe]

How do they deliver the butt (ass) tree? I would be afraid that transporting it would kill the precious butt (ass) tree.

[RotationSlimWang]

Okay, I mean this one is by all accounts a fucking gross way to build such a thing, but I gotta admit that's an awesome device. Do these things exist in non human head form?