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    L@@K! Vintage Electronic Buxom Bikini Babe Talking Pen Pencil Holder Novelty

    We offer up for auction this excellent used
    erotic talking & moving hot bikini babe novelty toy.




    The woman vibrates her head and comments accordingly
    and sometimes explicitly, what you should do to her
    when inserting a pen or pencil between her legs.

    Guaranteed to bring a laugh or a very embarrassed
    red face at a party.

    I doubt very seriously if you will find another erotic
    novelty toy like this one.

    Go Ahead Stick It In!



    Don't worry, there are more photos. Your move.

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    Actually, the male version by the same seller is somehow worse. Especially when you take into account that they made the effort to disguise his genital with a fig leaf as though there was anything classy at all about the whole ordeal worth preserving. http://www.ebay.com/itm/L-K-Vintage-...item20c9c62d8c
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    Unsettling: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Lot-Deer-Ant...04%26rk%3D5%26

    (fuck you I'm too lazy to screen shot for posterity)
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    That's not so weird, a lot of people use antlers to make buttons or whatever.
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    Pretty stoked to be able to get these at a wholesale price. Retail gouges.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    That's not so weird, a lot of people use antlers to make buttons or whatever.
    They also make excellent dog chews.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    4 bids!

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    I said find a worse thing, Patrick. I didn't say find the greatest thing ever to be photographed.

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    IS IT GAY?

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    I had no idea they were so cheap. Maybe I should get some and just start sticking them around my house willy-nilly.

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    They'd make nice coat/purse/jewelry hooks mounted in a line.

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    Just out of curiosity... how are you all finding these?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Shut Up Forever Almost All of You.

    SEE YOU AT WEEKEND ONE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Sell one like this!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Holy fuckin shit. I used to have that thing as a kid and it scared the living shit out of me every time my brother would make it laugh. I can actually hear it right now--it was the creepiest sound known to man. Haven't thought about it in years and years. Thanks for the upcoming nightmares, mis.

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    Holy fuckin shit. I used to have that thing as a kid and it scared the living shit out of me every time my brother would make it laugh. I can actually hear it right now--it was the creepiest sound known to man. Haven't thought about it in years and years. Thanks for the upcoming nightmares, mis.
    I was intrigued by the fact that it spits. Being a kid in the 70s must have been the worst.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I was intrigued by the fact that it spits. Being a kid in the 70s must have been the worst.
    The eyes rolling back and forth was its worst feature by far, though the spitting was strange as well. Yeah, I was a '79 baby so I have no idea why this freakish thing was in my house if it was made in the early 70s. Who would keep this object around their house for months, let alone years?

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    Okay, I mean this one is by all accounts a fucking gross way to build such a thing, but I gotta admit that's an awesome device. Do these things exist in non human head form?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Okay, I mean this one is by all accounts a fucking gross way to build such a thing, but I gotta admit that's an awesome device. Do these things exist in non human head form?
    It's kind of where the phrase sucking eggs came from. You can poke a hole in one end and suck out just the whites then spit them into whatever you want to use them for. You know, if you're disgusting.
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    Okay, I mean this one is by all accounts a fucking gross way to build such a thing, but I gotta admit that's an awesome device. Do these things exist in non human head form?
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    Fuck you guys. I'd consider buying the bullfrog band member.

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    A tree butt for only $8000? Consider it SOLD.
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