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    Angry EFF MATH!!

    The worst fucking subject of all time. My absolute enemy since grade school, and the main obstacle between me and a degree. I cannot think of many things I hate more than math. I'm not even in college math and im drowning (along with the rest of the class). I dont care about exponents, fractions/decimals, division, etc. I simply could not care less. It will never ever apply in my life and I wish I didnt have to take it




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    stupid logic *shakes hook*
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    math makes the universe work

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    Math is elegant.
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    what math are you doing/having trouble with? ive learned to love math, dont fight it, salah.

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    Man up, Sally.

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    damn tammy, thats fucked up.

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    Math is your friend, Salah.
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    Math is good. It's easy; follow the steps
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    Math is math. Just accept it.

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    We get it, you're gay.
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    I also hate math, and math hates me bigtime.

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    That's one of the main reasons for my college choice. Columbia had no math requirement. But we couldn't graduate unless we could swim one lap of the pool.

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    Math is power, ask sinbad
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    It almost makes you think you might actually want to know what you are talking about before you tell people things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    We get it, you're gay.
    Fuck.

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    Gay and dumb.
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    That's no way to go through life son.

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    lulz

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    Gay and dumb.
    more hahas

    I math

    I'm a math wizard.
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    Fat, gay and dumb is no way to go through life. I think that might be an improvement on the original.
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    You're wrong about that. It's really quite wonderful.

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    I was hoping to find some humorous, innuendo-ridden, mathimatical word play in this thread... Looks like I'm out of luck.
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    dont let us stop YOU.

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    Say something funny, BlackSwan. You can do it.

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    I'm not passionate enough about math.
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    why the fuck are you doing a degree that requires so much of something you detest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSwan View Post
    I was hoping to find some humorous, innuendo-ridden, mathimatical word play in this thread... Looks like I'm out of luck.
    ...

    Richard A. Gibbs
    The Best of The Journal of Irreproducible Results, 1983

    Once upon a time (1/t), pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors, when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix. Now Polly was convergent, and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly, however, had changed her variables that morning, and, feeling particularly badly behaved, she ignored this condition on the grounds that it was insufficient, and made her way in amongst the complex elements.

    Rows and columns enveloped her on all sides. Tangents approached her surface. She became tensor and tensor. Quite suddenly, three branches of a hyperbola touched her at a single point. She oscillated violently, lost all sense of directrix, and went completely divergent. As she reached a turning point, she tripped over a square root which was protruding from the erf, and plunged headlong down a steep gradient. When she was differentiated once more, she found herself, apparently alone, in a non-euclidean space.

    She was being watched however. That smooth operator, Curly Pi, was lurking inner product. As his eyes devoured her curvilinear coordinates, a singular expression crossed his face. Was she still convergent, he wondered. He decided to integrate improperly at once.

    Hearing a vulgar function behind her, Polly turned round, and saw Curly Pi approaching with his power series extrapolated. She could see at once, by his degenerate conic and his dissipative terms, that he was bent on no good.

    "Eureka" she gasped.

    "Ho, ho!" he said. "What a symmetric little polynomial you are. I can see that you are absolutely bubbling over with secs".

    "Sir", she said, "keep away from me. I haven't got my brackets on.

    "Calm yourself my dear" said our suave operator, "your fears are purely imaginary".

    "i, i" she thought. "Perhaps he's homogeneous then?".

    "What order are you?" the brute demanded.

    "Seventeen", replied Polly.

    Curly leered. "I suppose you've never been operated on yet?" he said.

    "Of course not" Polly cried indignantly. "I'm absolutely convergent".

    "Come, cone," said Curly. "Lets off to a decimal place I know, and I'll take you to the limit".

    "Never" gasped Polly.

    His patience was gone. Coshing her over the coefficient with a log until she was powerless, Curly removed her discontinuities. He stared at her significant places and began to smooth her points of inflexion. Poor Polly. All was lost. She felt his hand bonding to her asymptotic limit. Her convergence would be gone for ever.

    There was no mercy, for Curly was a heavyside operator. He integrated by parts. He integrated by partial fractions. The complex beast even went all the way round, and did a contour integration. What an indignity! Curly went on operating until he was completely and absolutely orthogonal.

    When Polly got hone that evening, her mother noticed that she had been truncated in several places. But it was too late to differentiate now --- the seeds having been sown. As the months went by, Polly increased monotonically. Finally, she generated a small, but pathological, function, which left surds all over the place, until she was driven to distraction.

    The moral of this sad story is this: It you want to keep your expressions convergent, never allow them a single degree of freedom.

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    if Math was a person I would have killed him years ago...always my worst subject as well...I feel you Salah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    if Math was a person I would have killed him years ago...always my worst subject as well...I feel you Salah.
    sam thin g was thinekding of comiting suicide after 1 of my problm

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    I never enjoyed math. It wasn't fun for me.

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    People that have trouble with math are typically illogical jerkwads.
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