WHO CALLED YOU, AMBULANCE? JUST BECAUSE I'M LYING ON THE GROUND AFTER BEING CLOCKED BY AN ENORMOUS CEMENT PILLAR DOESN'T MEAN I NEED YOUR HELP. MY FATHER USED TO HAVE CEMENT-BLOCK-THROWING WARS WITH HIS SIBLINGS AS A CHILD. WE DO THIS ALL THE TIME. DON'T YOU JUDGE MY FAMILY'S HERITAGE.
Alma, please come back and post more.
Alchemy, that's ridiculous. Clearly she should sue the park architect for not installing guardrails in front of all lamp posts.
She should sue Christopher Columbus' estate. Because America.
She should sue her mother for giving birth to her and starting this whole chain of events in the first place.
She should probably consider moving back in with her parents and then file for bankruptcy.
fuckin' with the lights on
pretty sure bankruptcy doesn't absolve you of outstanding medical bills
Actually medical bills are one of the #1 reasons people file bankruptcy. It actually might not be a bad idea to talk to a bankruptcy lawyer see what your options are.
Maybe I should sue Obama because his stupid healthcare plan was supposed to cover this ish.
It fucks with your credit for 7 years. I have vivid memories of the time my mom filed for bankruptcy when I was 12. I remember the stench of the office we sat in, and the way the lawyer's ample belly perched on top of his belt, defying physics with its rotund anger at being forced into a button-up shirt, forced upward by the tyranny of his slacks, and their refusal to admit anything beyond what I can only assume was his sweaty, pinched fupa.
It's not the most attractive option, frankly.
Also he had foamy spittle accumulated at the sides of his mouth as if he hadn't had anything to drink in a while, and he insisted on licking his thumb before turning each page as he instructed my mother where to sign.
*advice coming from a former financial counselor and not just some spewing jackass on the internet. BK would suck, but at least it would be over and not follow you around until its paid. It's off in seven and done with.
Just because you're a former financial counselor doesn't mean you're not a spewing jackass. Actually, it probably means you are.
What's with the quotes?
fuckin' with the lights on
I just sort of told off my aunt. WHO'S NEXT?!? I'M LOOKING AT YOU, MR. BELLY BUTTON LINT.
In other news, I spoke to a second lawyer today who said the same thing as the first one, except he accepted pictures of the lamp post to mull over with his partner. He'll get back to me with official bad news on Monday.
also, there is a "bankruptcy for dummies" book available and if it's a pretty basic bk it may be possible to do it lawyer free.
Last edited by JustSteve; 08-03-2012 at 06:30 PM.
I WASN'T EVEN ON THE LINE, DAMMIT!