Can't get the time off work, so I need to sell it to one of you for a loss. That's right, a fucking loss. Take my money, you slimy fuckers.
So 15 people have looked, eh? Why don't I have 15 private messages exploding with offers of cash and fine wine?
Do I need to sweeten the deal with a hand-drawn, signed self-portrait of myself in the nude?
Not a fan of art? No worries, I'll simply include a kitten wall calendar from 2003 instead. You know you want it.
I'm also selling my ticket. Greg, I know several people who still haven't purchased their ticket yet. Let me know if this thread massively fails. =)
Boris - 7/29 - The Mohawk
NIN/Soundgarden/ - 8/14 - Austin 360
Woods - 8/20 - Holy Mountain
Jamie xx - 8/27 - The Mohawk
Little Dragon - 8/31 - Moody Theater
Ty Segall - 9/5 - The Mohawk
Seth Troxler - 9/5 - Vulcan Gas Company
Black Lips/King Khan & BBQ Show - 9/12 - J. Lorraine Ghost Town