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    Default We review albums in the style of theklein25.



    Radiohead - Kid A

    This is spooky music. I felt like I was at a tornado shelter and there were earthworms in my shoes when I was listening to it. Some of the songs sound like my washing machine. The production is very stong, but the voice sounds like a walrus with a toothache. There were parts that made me try to lick my elbows. I would probably try to watch When Animals Attack to it. There are occasionally drums.

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    Default Re: We review albums in the style of theklein25.

    /thread

    LOL
    12/22 - Beachwood Sparks, et al - Echoplex
    12/30 - Together Pangea - Echo
    1/10 - Flesh Eaters - Echoplex (?)
    1/20 - Guster - HOB Anaheim (?)
    1/29 - Patti Smith - Ace (?)


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    This is interesting lol. I'm surprised no one has asked me to review Radiohead by now. Someone should do that because I'm not gonna make it one of my choices

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    Default Re: We review albums in the style of theklein25.

    I don't get it.
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    Default Re: We review albums in the style of theklein25.

    SoulDischarge cares too much.

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    I dunno, I thought it was pretty funny.

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    Default Re: We review albums in the style of theklein25.

    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post


    Radiohead - Kid A

    This is spooky music. I felt like I was at a tornado shelter and there were earthworms in my shoes when I was listening to it. Some of the songs sound like my washing machine. The production is very stong, but the voice sounds like a walrus with a toothache. There were parts that made me try to lick my elbows. I would probably try to watch When Animals Attack to it. There are occasionally drums.

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    Insane Clown Posse - The Great Milenko
    This album is kind of funny but also kind of scary. I liked the rapping because it is very strong with good jokes, but also it is not very good because of the words. It made me feel like I was at a carnival having sex with ugly girls. The production is very good because it is gritty and clean. This is very unique rap due to it's originality. Violent J talked about his balls a lot which makes the listener sweat behind the ears. There are a lot of obtuse vibes that might be good if you were huffing paint. I wouldn't say this is the strongest album of which this album is, but it's better than most. The diversity of clown lyrics along with the wobbly vocals and microwaved beats makes this an album to recommend if you're into albums with sounds, although maybe it shouldn't be the first album of the sonic variety if you're new to songs.

    My rating: 7.25
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    Default Re: We review albums in the style of theklein25.

    Lol, fairly similiar to a Klein review, but Im willing to bet he gives the album a score of 4 or lower. But then again he gave Daughtery a high score, so who knows.

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    Default Re: We review albums in the style of theklein25.

    Milenko is at least an 8, c'mon.
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    Default Re: We review albums in the style of theklein25.

    It's like reading my own review that I never wrote. Nice work

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    Default Re: We review albums in the style of theklein25.

    Please write a review of SoulDischarge's review.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Violent J talked about his balls a lot which makes the listener sweat behind the ears.


    Spot-on.
    12/22 - Beachwood Sparks, et al - Echoplex
    12/30 - Together Pangea - Echo
    1/10 - Flesh Eaters - Echoplex (?)
    1/20 - Guster - HOB Anaheim (?)
    1/29 - Patti Smith - Ace (?)


    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    I finally made it through a listen of Sun Kil Moon - Benji and had put it on maybe 4 times til I could finally feel mentally like, "just fuck it just let this guy blabber on" while I'm doing paperwork .
    last.fm, if you care

    Twitter, if you dare

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    Wow. Both of those reviews read exactly as thekelein25 reviews. Excellent work.
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