COACHELLA ANNOUNCEMENT - TUES 6PM PST

[nathanfairchild]

...and you would miss out on the opportunity to throw him overboard?

xanman had the chance, and he just took pictures.

[theGold]

So is this basically gonna be Coachella on a boat, or a completely different festival that GV puts on? (which, I'm sorry, but I would not want to be stuck at sea with a Holy Ship-esque crowd.)

[sonofhal]

I doubt it'd just be Coachella on a boat - but if it is, then can we ensure the Tesla Coil isn't too close to the pool?

[heart cooks brain]

[Miroir Noir]

[concertgoer]

December is a pretty slow month for most artists when it comes to touring, so the lineup has the potential to be stacked. Hopefully this will only be a three or four day cruise because that way I would only have to miss a day or two of work.

[Mak Attack]

This is a good thing for all of the other lightweights like myself that have never camped because we enjoy our a/c and hot showers too much. Now we can now stay on site.

[captncrzy]

xanman had the chance, and he just took pictures.

And jerked off on the deck

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Nothing makes sense

[gaypalmsprings]

[Ardentbiscuit]

The Coachella cruise, Kid Rock Cruise, Holy Ship, Jam Cruise, Kiss Cruise and the rest need to battle it out for sea supremacy.

[menikmati]

A cruise? Seriously?

[menikmati]

Just imagine being stuck on a ship with all the Sahara retards. I'd jump.

[sk8r408]

Man, I'm going to be on a plane tomorrow at 6.

Aww, that sucks! You're gonna to miss Coachella!!

[sk8r408]

I wonder if, in between Coachella and Stagecoach, they are adding a ravetard festival.

If that means getting all of that horrible shit out of the Sahara, I'm all for it.

I am all for this.

[guedita]

A cruise? Seriously?

I can't stop laughing at the fact that this is seemingly real.

[PotVsKtl]

I've had a hankering to attend Bruise Cruise since its inception so I don't have any issue with another cruise. Might not be wise to advertise on coachella.com though.

[Miroir Noir]

[guedita]

I wish someone had the balls to throw a festival on a train. Fuck this high seas bullshit.

[PotVsKtl]

[Courtney]

Thoughts:

1. I have been hearing about how much fun Bruise Cruise and the Weezer Cruise were for two years from photog friends, so I'd be all about a cruise. But not with average Coachella audience members, because being stuck on a boat with some of those people would be horrid. And by "some of those people," I mean "you people."

2. I find these announcements about announcements to be entirely tiresome. It's hype for the sake of hype.

3. I am fascinated by how eternally optimistic you all are in thinking that this is actually going to be some great thing being announced that we will all be excited about.

/rainingonyourparade

[ivankay]

. Beer is normal prices.

[HotHamWater]

i just get the feeling a cruise means skrillex.

COACHELLA MESSAGE BOARD LOGIC

[Bud Luster]

Hell yes! Remember when Isaac got down with Janet Jackson on The Love Boat?



I'm all for it if the announcement actually is about a cruise. I'm even interested in going. I don't think the "average Coachella audience member" that you all dislike will be the type of person that goes on the cruise.

[guedita]

COACHELLA MESSAGE BOARD LOGIC

But you can agree that it means douchebags.

[gaspard27]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

[Lefty]

After all of the times people have said Coachella has jumped the shark, they're literally getting as close as they can to doing it.

[HotHamWater]

But you can agree that it means douchebags.

I'm not inclined to automatically just say that. I guess it depends on the artists that will be playing.

[guedita]

Keep living in your douchebag free fantasy world of oceanic festivals, friend. YOU FOOL.

[HotHamWater]

Tell me more about how boats just inherently attract douchebags, no matter what. No, really, I'M WAITING.