Craziest thing youve seen

[marcolaguna]

My friends and I always have our crazy stories about what we saw, what are some of the craziest things you guys have seen over the years?

[skavenbrew]

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[Iamwelting]

I killed a guy with a trident

[algunz]

You should lay low for a while.

[Mike Litoris]

One time in high school somebody pooped a poop the size of a small baby. Probably weighed in at 3 pounds, I'm guessing. It became the talk of the school. Girls, boys, and teachers alike went into the bathroom to see this behemoth. There were pictures taken with it and people even drew pictures of it. Craziest shit I've ever seen.

[Santa]

[footixy]

[lehorne]

do you look inside the port-a-potty bowl?

[TheRotten42]

There was a toliet that looked like someone's entire body exploded on it at a local sushi joint, safe to say I have never been back there.

[marcolaguna]

There was a toliet that looked like someone's entire body exploded on it at a local sushi joint, safe to say I have never been back there.

yeah dude, last year i went into one where there was a fat piece of shit, literally 3 inches in width and about 8 inches in length

[ELIZA83TH]

yeah dude, last year i went into one where there was a fat piece of shit, literally 3 inches in width and about 8 inches in length

Welllllp, sounds like someone tool a big one in the butt...

[ELIZA83TH]

yeah dude, last year i went into one where there was a fat piece of shit, literally 3 inches in width and about 8 inches in length

Welllllp, sounds like someone took a big one in the butt...

[heart cooks brain]

yeah dude, last year i went into one where there was a fat piece of shit, literally 3 inches in width and about 8 inches in length

marcolaguna: Spends his time at Coachella measuring fecal matter on the X,Y, and Z axis.

[Riggins33]

And you spend time eating it.... Ewwwww do u really eat it? You're sick bro. Nerd

[Mike Litoris]

marcolaguna: Spends his time at Coachella measuring fecal matter on the X,Y, and Z axis.

He has to see how he sizes up with the competition. No matter how many times women may tell you size doesn't matter, it does.

[heart cooks brain]

Ohhhhh, i thought that phrase referred to something else entirely.

[Mugwog]

yeah dude, last year i went into one where there was a fat piece of shit, literally 3 inches in width and about 8 inches in length

Welllllp, sounds like someone took a big one in the butt...

So...you know this from experience?

[chairmenmeow47]

we've got a whole thread for this

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showt...n-at-coachella

[Mugwog]

My friends and I always have our crazy stories about what we saw, what are some of the craziest things you guys have seen over the years?

I don't think he was referring to Coachella, just about crazy shit he's seen over the years.

[kvnty]

... and one time at band camp I shoved a flute up my pussy.

[zemorr]

i saw my best friends moms tits.

[the dirt]

Oh, man. I had a weekend. We went down to, uh, Tijuana, Mexico, ya know. And there was this guy there and he was all, "Hey, you gotta come and check out one of these shows." And, you know, it's a woman fuckin' a horse. And you get there and you're thinking "Oh, a woman fuckin' a horse." And you get there, and it is not as a great as you thought it would be. It's kinda gross. I mean, it was really givin' it to her. To be honest, we all just felt bad for her. Kinda felt bad for the horse.

[CiderMouseRules]

Last year, first morning of the fest, I crawl out of my tent and go for an early morning walk. It takes twenty seconds for me to pass by a pantsless, tank-topped frat-looking bro hungover as the polo grounds are green, squatting next to his truck and taking a piss.

[Gigger]

I stepped in horse shit one year late in the morning. This thread is about shit at coachella right?

[kvnty]

shit and sticking things in bodily orifices ... um, and what kinda guy squats to take a piss?

[Tikiman]

I was a TV cameraman some years ago and saw a homeless man with an axe embedded in his skull. Somehow chopping wood hasn't been the same ever since.