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    Default Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    1. Get flag out of closet. In case of no flag, duct-tape old towel to old broomstick.

    2. Hit play.

    3. March around dinette set or other kitchen furniture. Play air-piccolo if feeling inspired.

    4. Repeat.
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    you ever get this uneasy feeling that everyone of us on this board is actually in Hell?

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    Another source of American pride....
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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    Feels like a war zone here with all the illegal firecrackers going off...

    4th of July sucks when you have to go to work or school tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWatcher View Post

    4th of July sucks when you have to go to work or school tomorrow.
    For the most part, yeah.
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    Smooches. =)
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    Shut it down.

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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    Just enjoy the fucking holiday, pussies.

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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    I'm bummed we only blow shit up like this once a year.

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    porno. fuck yeah. valium. fuck yeah.


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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    20 minutes of fireworks accidentally detonated all at once in San Diego

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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    HAPPY 4THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    Quote Originally Posted by Starraven View Post
    This shit had me dying at work. The best ones are the huge pro fireworks going off in small confined spaces, like the first one. I'm laughing just thinking about it.

    Quote Originally Posted by CrimesceneCookie View Post
    20 minutes of fireworks accidentally detonated all at once in San Diego
    yeah....I heard about this. L-O-fucking-L.

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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    last.fm
    12/4/14 - Angel Olsen @ El Rey // 12/10/14 - Tune-Yards/Cibo Matto @ Wiltern

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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    More from San Diego. Volume On.

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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    one of the greatest moments i have ever seen. so great. and i wouldn't complain if this is how fireworks shows really went off. too many lulls these days with these 25+ minute extravaganzas.
    Last edited by JustSteve; 07-11-2012 at 06:39 PM.

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