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  1. 07-04-2012, 03:05 PM #1
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    Default Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    1. Get flag out of closet. In case of no flag, duct-tape old towel to old broomstick.

    2. Hit play.

    3. March around dinette set or other kitchen furniture. Play air-piccolo if feeling inspired.

    4. Repeat.
    It takes a fast car, lady,
    To lead a double life.
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  2. 07-04-2012, 03:47 PM #2
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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day

    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    At Coachella some dudes walked up to me and asked what the secret to things were, like I knew.
    Quote Originally Posted by superfiction View Post
    at least this thread fulfilled my racist expectations
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  3. 07-04-2012, 06:21 PM #3
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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day



    Another source of American pride....
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    To lead a double life.
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  4. 07-04-2012, 08:02 PM #4
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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    Feels like a war zone here with all the illegal firecrackers going off...

    4th of July sucks when you have to go to work or school tomorrow.
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  5. 07-04-2012, 10:06 PM #5
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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    Quote Originally Posted by TheWatcher View Post

    4th of July sucks when you have to go to work or school tomorrow.
    For the most part, yeah.
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    Everything you say makes me want to shove a funnel down your throat and pour period blood inside you. Good day.
    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Bitch, you don't know what that fucking word means either. Now drop and suck.

    Smooches. =)
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  6. 07-04-2012, 10:51 PM #6
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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    Just enjoy the fucking holiday, pussies.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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  7. 07-04-2012, 10:54 PM #7
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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    I'm bummed we only blow shit up like this once a year.
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  8. 07-05-2012, 12:18 AM #8
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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    porno. fuck yeah. valium. fuck yeah.

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  9. 07-05-2012, 12:31 AM #9
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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    20 minutes of fireworks accidentally detonated all at once in San Diego
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  10. 07-05-2012, 06:46 AM #10
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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    HAPPY 4THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    Quote Originally Posted by Starraven View Post
    This shit had me dying at work. The best ones are the huge pro fireworks going off in small confined spaces, like the first one. I'm laughing just thinking about it.

    Quote Originally Posted by CrimesceneCookie View Post
    20 minutes of fireworks accidentally detonated all at once in San Diego
    yeah....I heard about this. L-O-fucking-L.
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  12. 07-05-2012, 10:32 AM #12
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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    5/11/12 - Cloud Cult - El Rey // 5/23/13 & 5/24/13 - Boris - Echoplex // 6/7/13 + 6/8/13 - Jubilee Music Festival
    6/9/13 - Devo/GZA - Natural History Museum // 6/11/13 - Bjork - Hollywood Bowl // 6/21/13-6/23/13 - Solid Sound Music Festival - MASS MOCA
    last.fm
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  13. 07-05-2012, 10:53 AM #13
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  14. 07-11-2012, 05:09 PM #14
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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    More from San Diego. Volume On.
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  15. 07-11-2012, 05:35 PM #15
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    Default Re: Happy Independence Day, bitches!

    one of the greatest moments i have ever seen. so great. and i wouldn't complain if this is how fireworks shows really went off. too many lulls these days with these 25+ minute extravaganzas.
    Last edited by JustSteve; 07-11-2012 at 05:39 PM.
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