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    Posting something like that is not helping your argument. That kid's kinda funny.

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    Kids are way better than adults. They don't have all these fucked up agendas other than cartoons and staying up late

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    LEARN TO REACH A CABINET, BITCH
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    On airplanes, I hate the screaming ones with every ounce of my soul. In real life, more of a case by case basis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobert View Post
    On airplanes, I hate the screaming ones with every ounce of my soul. In real life, more of a case by case basis.
    This is my general policy as well.

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    On airplanes, I hate the screaming ones with every ounce of my soul. In real life, more of a case by case basis.
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    This is my general policy as well.
    All children 10 and under should be given a mandatory does of temazapam prior to takeoff of any flight longer than 2 hours.

    If they wake up and the destination is five hours away or longer, they should be given another dose.

    There should be no exceptions to this rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobert View Post
    On airplanes, I hate the screaming ones with every ounce of my soul. In real life, more of a case by case basis.
    We used to give a loading pre-flight dose of benadryl to all of our urchins and it always worked to make the flight more enjoyable, especially those "on my lap" flights.

    I am at the age where I hate other peoples' kids more or less.
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    Some 9 year old kid thought he could throw and would "huck it" to his friends who kept yelling "send it" in our Ultimate game tonight. Grow up dude and learn how to throw a frisbee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    Some 9 year old kid thought he could throw and would "huck it" to his friends who kept yelling "send it" in our Ultimate game tonight. Grow up dude and learn how to throw a frisbee.
    lolololol Wes plays ultimate. With 9 year olds? Wait. Do you COACH an Ultimate team?
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    I thought this said "I Have Children". Well, either way works.

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    ...and I have no appetite for the next four to six months. I wish YouTube came with a snot disclaimer.

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    I am at my friends house, she has a two and a five year old. I am thinking I need xanax, or maybe they do. I am so fucking glad my kids are grown. I need older friends.
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    I hate the children who are bullies to other kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nyarlathotoats View Post
    I hate the children who are bullies to other kids.
    The 2 year old boy I was around last night definitely had bully tendancies. Of course the mom was all "boys will be boys" after the boy was pinching and poking his sister. He tried to pull that on me and I pinched him back.
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    wanna really hate kids? their parents should be arrested for the job they've done...and the kids punched in the throat.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...&ncid=webmail2
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    wanna really hate kids? their parents should be arrested for the job they've done...and the kids punched in the throat.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...&ncid=webmail2
    Within the first 30 seconds I wanted to slap the shit out of those kids. Fuck that, when I was that age I had respect for my elders. Kids these days...
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    wanna really hate kids? their parents should be arrested for the job they've done...and the kids punched in the throat.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...&ncid=webmail2
    I just got around to watching this, that is just so sad. Like people haven't been through enough in life, then to be forced to watch over other people's rotten kids. I don't know that I could have contained myself. I might have been swinging my purse at those kids and I would have gone to jail. What is wrong with people in this world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    wanna really hate kids? their parents should be arrested for the job they've done...and the kids punched in the throat.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...&ncid=webmail2
    Holy Shit. $173,908 raised so far. I want kids to bully me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    wanna really hate kids? their parents should be arrested for the job they've done...and the kids punched in the throat.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...&ncid=webmail2
    This actually made the news here in Australia this evening. I only got about 2mins into watching it, it repulses me completely. I never understand why some kids these days are so proud of their deplorable behaviour that they film it and post it online.

    I will add this to things I hate about children. I have zero paternal instincts and NEVER want to inflict my demon spawn on the world. Here in my ass about country instead of discouraging the morons and lunatic fringe from adding to our over populated world we actually pay a government bonus when your baby is born ! For cracking the code of reproduction you receive a lump sum of something like $4000 with no obligation to spend any of it on the kid.

    It is the biggest failing of evolution that reproduction is so easy and so much fun. Imagine if conception was as painful as childbirth and childbirth as enjoyable as conception - that would solve a few problems !

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    Quote Originally Posted by vulcandeathgrip View Post
    Here in my ass about country instead of discouraging the morons and lunatic fringe from adding to our over populated world we actually pay a government bonus when your baby is born ! For cracking the code of reproduction you receive a lump sum of something like $4000 with no obligation to spend any of it on the kid.
    Holy shit. That is just wrong.
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    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I don't hate kids, I hate the parents who don't parent. Is your kid being a fuckhead? It's your fault, fuckhead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    I don't hate kids, I hate the parents who don't parent. Is your kid being a fuckhead? It's your fault, fuckhead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    I don't hate kids, I hate the parents who don't parent. Is your kid being a fuckhead? It's your fault, fuckhead.
    Meant to throw that in, too. See a shitty kid? Look at mom of dad over their watching their kid act like that without raising a finger or a voice. When these kids go on shooting sprees, commit other horrible crimes? Lock up the parents. They obviously did something wrong or did not do something right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Meant to throw that in, too. See a shitty kid? Look at mom of dad over their watching their kid act like that without raising a finger or a voice. When these kids go on shooting sprees, commit other horrible crimes? Lock up the parents. They obviously did something wrong or did not do something right.
    parents are too afraid to spank.

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    Yeah, the one bright side to the story, that lady can get retired now and get away from the little shits.

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    A little of each. It’s more like teaching while we play. About 30 kids come out each week to play in a couple pickup games. The kid mentioned above is uncoachable. I think he was 0 for 20 on his ‘passes’ (more like punts) as he tried to bomb it to his buddy every time.

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