2013 Fake Poster Thread

[Boourns]

Not bad, Beachhouse would be above Pretty Lights. The Knife def needs to be on there. Anything with Trent's name attached to it wouldn't be that low on the bill.

Pretty Lights headline small festivals and arenas. No way would Beach House be above them.

[TeaJay]

Pretty Lights headline small festivals and arenas. No way would Beach House be above them.

Thanks for backing me up on that. Those were my thought exactly.

[WhatLies]

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[RODGERRAMJET]

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Other than substituting Neil Young & Crazy Horse for Eminem as the Friday headliner, I like the fake poster line-up quit a lot.

[Drewski27]

That orange color is atrocious.

[paulb]

I love it! Bad Religion, Eric Prydz, The Knife, The Prodigy...its Boys Noize though, not Boyz Noize

[ELECtROjan]

the Fatboy Slim v. Deadmau5 conflict would make for a fantastic Sahara tent.

[brando4n82]

I hate this time of year

[Drewski27]

Leta all start guessing what color the background will be this year. My guess is a night time theme. So like, dark shades of blue with green streaks from the aurora borealis. Because that sounds pretty.

[paulb]

duh, its going to look like this

[nyarlathotoats]

I'm hoping for a nightime background as well, or a green color.

[Zafocaine]

Other than substituting Neil Young & Crazy Horse for Eminem as the Friday headliner, I like the fake poster line-up quit a lot.

Why would Neil Young be a headliner? Check out the posters for festivals Neil Young and Crazy Horse have played in the past five years. Not quite headline material... though I also think Eminem being a guest to the headliner last year would have put to rest rumors of him headlining Coachella.

[stochasticism]

Why would Neil Young be a headliner? Check out the posters for festivals Neil Young and Crazy Horse have played in the past five years. Not quite headline material... though I also think Eminem being a guest to the headliner last year would have put to rest rumors of him headlining Coachella.

Except for when they headlined Outside Lands in August.

[Zafocaine]

Except for when they headlined Outside Lands in August.

You get what you pay for, eh? Actually, I hate to try dogging OSL to make any point. This is the only festival aside from Coachella that I'd really like to be at each year. OSL vs. Coachella is kind of like Hippies vs. Hipsters. Neil won't be headlining Coachella, and we all know this. He melts when exposed to temperatures over 75* F anyway.

[Antoniobarryflorio]

What do you think?

[Zafocaine]

What do you think?

Generic. Nothing sets this fake lineup aside from all the others. For reasons why this poster will never happen, consult the Lineup Confirmation/ Rumors Thread thread. You'll either dweeb it, or decide to never post here again likely. Good luck.

[gregatron]

I thought NIN at the 3rd line was bad... then I saw Pearl Jam on the 5th line.

[Phantasma Del Mar]

Except for when they headlined Outside Lands in August.

They also headlined ACL in October.

[TeaJay]

What do you think?

Dude, I mean..........wtf. Looking at the headliners it seemed pretty standard but than........dude.
I don't want to come off as some hipster shit head who knows all, because I really don't know shit when it comes to the vast amount of music and diversity out there, but you should probably do a little more research next time.
NIN, Muse, and Bjork (who have all headlined) Pearl Jam, the Shins, Sigur Ros, Hot Chip and Run DMC that low? Animal(s) Collective? Two Infected Mushrooms on the same day? It's just a bit laughable.
It is your 1st post though so.....bold move I guess?

[Cheddar's Cousin]

What do you think?

I think you're dumb.

[insbordnat]

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I'd be relatively pleased with this.

[loopy]

What do you think?

Run DMC on the bottom line... rough

[808HiLife]

What do you think?

Your going about it in all the wrong ways...

[Vic Viper]

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i'd be 100% okay with this.

[WhatLies]

thank for liking my poster. I think that would be a perfect lineup as it would meet the needs of all attendee's and it has enough mainstream appeal to increase the already high demand for this festival. I like the idea of the prodigy getting justice's spot on the mainstage and deadmau5 being the "edm headliner" with simian mobile disco slotted against deadmau5 in the sahara

[Pea]

WhatLies wins. It's truly a fantastic poster. Takes the sting away from an inevitable Daft Punk missing from it.

[kneuller]

I thought NIN at the 3rd line was bad... then I saw Pearl Jam on the 5th line.

Run DMC, Bjork, and Sigur Ros each on the last lines

[eddiebrock]

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yeah lets just run with this one we dont need the frenchies with this lineup.

[gswhooper]

yeah lets just run with this one we dont need the frenchies with this lineup.

Phoenix is a French group...

[eddiebrock]

Phoenix is a French group...

well played.