2013 Fake Poster Thread

[amyzzz]

Yeah, better/more reunion bands.

[TomAz]

They don't have to be reunion bands necessarily. Plenty of good rock bands playing good shit right now.

The thing about these fake posters is, no one really does a 'good job' with bands below the first 3 lines.. they all tend to focus on their own personal taste and so don't really reflect the breadth of different genre/styles that ultimately do make the Coachella lineup. by 'good job' I mean 'relatively accurate representation' as opposed to other possibly valid definitions such as 'this would make me happy as hell' or something. This isn't really meant as a criticism (if I did a fake poster it would be very much geared to my personal tastes as well) but more like a caveat.

[DeadSkin]

Really really like this poster. Only note I have is that the Crookers broke up so they will not be playing.

I think that one dude is still going around as Crookers

[grannock]

Plenty of good rock bands? Are ou somehow confused and you think the year is 1996?

[GuyInTucson]

Yes because the mid-90's were flooded with amazing rock bands...

[DeadSkin]

I have many rock bands on that list... right.

[Deegleberry]

I think that one dude is still going around as Crookers

You're right. Phra is going to continue playing under the moniker. Glad to learn that today thanks

[acasey0]

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hey guys

[mikey1313666]

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hey guys

while the, what, 20 bands you have would be rad.....just terrible

[Drewski27]

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hey guys

Plenty of time for a copious amount of drug use. Your font is terrible.

[acasey0]

pretend there are a lot of cool small bands i didnt have enough time to add those

[Drewski27]

Pretendchella.

[kimbico]

Pretendchella.

Pretendchella 2013

The Pretenders CONFIRMED.

[grannock]

Yes because the mid-90's were flooded with amazing rock bands...

Rocks glory days were when exactly? At a 1982 king crimson show? Or were you the guy that said Squeeze was the best act last year? Someone needs to dose your grumpy old ass with a squirtgun.

[Phunkevil]

Someone needs to dose your grumpy old ass with a squirtgun.

Ha. Pretty hilarious coming from you.

"Steve Aoki is headlining the Sahara because I didn't like Coachella the one year that I went."

[grannock]

lol what?

Tool should be on any fake poster as the rock headliner. Right above steve aoki.

[GuyInTucson]

Rocks glory days were when exactly? At a 1982 king crimson show? Or were you the guy that said Squeeze was the best act last year? Someone needs to dose your grumpy old ass with a squirtgun.

How old do you think I am?

[captncrzy]

YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR IN YOUR FORDYS BRAH

[TomAz]

a 1982 king crimson show?

pretty fucking great if you ask me.

[frizzlefry]

Wow that bass is intimidating.

[nosurprises12]

That would be the Chapman Stick Bass. And yes, 80s King Crimson kicked all of the asses.

EDIT - Double stick attack:

[TomAz]

I saw Tony Levin play that thing when he was in Peter Gabriel's band. I think that was also in 1982. That was such a fucking great show.

[grannock]

Tony still plays for peter gabriel.

Id day that brief incarnation of king crimson was the greatest rock group ever. Too bad it was so short lived.

[TomAz]

I thought you were being sarcastic when you brought up 82 King Crimson.

[grannock]

Nope, you posted the bootleg i was referring. Coachella does need more rock like that. I don't think it exists anymore. Shit like QOSTA and Black keys don't even come close. Tool is as good as it gets and hopefully they deliver because it is looking very probable.

[GuyInTucson]

I'm curious as to why Tool looks very "probable".

[heart cooks brain]

they've only been recording for about 5 years. probably not til 2015.

[TomAz]

Nope, you posted the bootleg i was referring.

You don't think Adrian Belew was feeling a bit of a David Byrne influence about that time, do you?

[grannock]

From what i understand it was the other way around, didnt they play together or something? Ive also never seen byrne tear shit apart that heavily.

[SepaGroove]

I'm curious as to why Tool looks very "probable".

Numerous rumors including new album, tour, etc. But I don't think these rumors make them "probable."

More like "possible."