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    20 bucks and Lily will bite you in the nuts. That's fun, right?

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    No she won't. I'll stomp her cunt through her head.
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    She is a big cunt, so her head should fit nicely.

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    A-

    it would be an A+ except for the loath/loathe confusion. Loathe is a verb meaning to detest; loath is the adjective meaning reluctant.
    A minus grade for a single misspelling. Fuck.
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    This is real. This ain't Ms Gunz' class.
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    What life is about FOR YOU, Ron. Life is about a lot of different things for a lot of different people.
    Thank you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    This is real. This ain't Ms Gunz' class.
    This is a never-ending dilemma for me. Is it Gunz's or the above?

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    Since a z is not, contrary to popular opinion, an s, I believe Tom is incorrect.
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    I agree, but it looks so much better without the s.

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    English orthography wasn't exactly developed according to aesthetics.
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    It should have been in certain important situations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Since a z is not, contrary to popular opinion, an s, I believe Tom is incorrect.
    Style guides are split on this.

    http://www.grammarly.com/answers/que...d-ending-in-z/
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    I always add an extra s to everything. Like in my daughter Cerys's name.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    The s ruins the z. It's too limp and inconsequential.

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    Like looking into a mirror.
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    Nope, like sex with your dad.

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    That's a very specific kind of parenting.
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    I follow your path.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    I bet Corrinna's dad is cool.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Adults not having kids is like missing half of what's life is about. Just saying .. cr****
    Say what you want, Ron. Until I figure out WTF the first half of life is about, there's no way I'm taking my upper lip and stretching it over my head to the nape of my neck, just to spit out the beginnings of the second half. Call me selfish, but I need that second half to make up for the first and it's faux paus.


    Phuk if that didn't just come spilling out like a 3 year old's babble... lol
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    BTW... Corinna's dad was all right...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Does anyone home-school their kids or know anyone who home-schools their kids? I am at my wit's end with my daughter. She has autism spectrum disorder and refuses to go to school and/or pretends to be sick all the time. She misses so much school. I don't know when she is really sick or when she is faking.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Would you do the home-schooling or hire somebody?

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    I'd probably do it.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Would you keep your job?

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    I'm thinking about getting an fmla case based on her. I don't know. I'm just beginning to think about it.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Does anyone home-school their kids or know anyone who home-schools their kids? I am at my wit's end with my daughter. She has autism spectrum disorder and refuses to go to school and/or pretends to be sick all the time. She misses so much school. I don't know when she is really sick or when she is faking.
    My daughter is becoming best friends with a home-schooled child on her soccer team and I believe she may have some of the symptoms you mention. ASD though, is a broad spectrum, isnít it?

    I wouldnít exactly compare her drivers to yours though. Her mom quit her medical research job because she didnít like the format of the school system. Everything that she felt should be covered at school was coming home as homework, the number of school days was too small, and there just wasnít enough real-world exploration.

    If you have the time to spend with her, I think it could be a great change of pace as long as there are regular routines and a mutual and honest understanding with one another.
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    I would definitely explore your options. I figure it would depend most on whether you could afford it. I have no experience with home-schooling, but I would assume that it would be time consuming if you really wanted to do it properly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I'm thinking about getting an fmla case based on her. I don't know. I'm just beginning to think about it.
    Isn't FMLA unpaid?
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    Yeah if I don't have any vacation time left, which I don't. In January, I will have more paid time that I could use. I'm just afraid if I don't get her educated, I'll be stuck babysitting her throughout her adult life until I die.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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