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    Uneditable titles are a testament to the power of evil.

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    30 seconds into the video and I'm sold
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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    Uneditable titles are a testament to the power of evil.
    What were you gonna change it to?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    How embarrassing. I can't wait to never stop talking about this.

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    I wish the guy was just run-of-the-mill stupid...then I could support his candidacy. Unfortunately, I feel wrong supporting someone who is clearly mentally ill. #captainbuzzkill

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    He doesn't need you. Look how good he is at navigating his own website:


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    Jennifer Hudson Skinny is a dick
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    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    How embarrassing. I can't wait to never stop talking about this.
    Every day I wish I was dead to erase the stain of knowing you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    What were you gonna change it to?
    My man Michael Levinson deserves the proper Google hit.

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    Oh. I was thinking more like Comedically Huge Glasses For President; Other Offices.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    His glasses are efficient, just like his policies. Michael Levinson.

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    I demand under the protection of Article 14 that this post be renamed Michael Levinson For President lest the administrators be forever branded as enemies of freedom, depraved beyond belief and bereft of morality as we know it on this Earth.

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    Holy shit, this website is awesome. I like the part where he's clearly pretending that there's a chance in hell his mother is still alive and is writing the content for his website.

    I, Mary Levinson was born in 1916 and I am the oldest webmaster in cyberspace! I'm not going to quiet down until the world finds out my son is a prophet! Here is a video my son made for late night TV.

    NOOSE FLASH!

    I, Oliver C. Kerr have officially been appointed to run the Levinson4president website. So expect some revamping. My father was friends with the Lev before Lev was on the ship forty days and forty nights, in 1969, when the Heavens opened up and G-d revealed His Word unto the Lev mind for Michael Stephen Levinson to freely share with all the rest of us.

    Our guy is the poet prophet inspired with a work of prophetic art, a Television Scripture, hand lettered, in double columns, to perform on Whirled Wide Television, like old blind Homer, from dusk until dawn, rivaling Dante, of Divine Comedic fame, with near every line a dlicate sensible rhyme. You can donate a few bucks to give us a hand spreading his Vehicle for World Peace message but you don't have to. Money is not required! When he speaks we all benefit.

    Whenever you see a comments on planks that are complimentary without specifics it is robot spam, soon to be eliminated.

    The Election and Essay Planks that appear so up-to-date Lev wrote in 1999. I'm bugging him to renew some of the old pages. I love our website. Instead of shoving around on a rope line when the political campaigning heats up, you can talk to your poet prophet one-on-one, online, and instead of compliments, post him questions, here, all day long! Look at the pictures! Does the guy look like a world leader of the people or what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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