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    Last year going thru security, on Sunday nite, before the Snoop show - I saw a classic move. A huge black guy in massive sagging jeans, lifted his leg to show the crowd waiting in line that he had a six pack of beer strapped around each ankle with duct tape. Security patted him down to above his knees and in he went with a 12!

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    Cool story, Bro.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Do you have any more cool stories?

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    The story you just told.... I would like to let you know how cool it was.

    Do you think they didn't pat him past the knees because he was black?

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    thank god you created such a well titled thread about this

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    Maybe the security guard was REALLY tall and didn't want to bend over that far
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Default Re: 2012

    Post of the year

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    i'm not fat...I'm big boned
    Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!
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    she should get an abortion then go to chella
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    You people are disgusting for posting this shit on my thread.
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    Look up your moms skirt when she is dancing

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    I saw some drunk under age white girls that night. Hmmm
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    Cool Story Bro Thread

    This one time i was at my friends apt across from the Orpheum theatre and had come back from an after hours club a block away. And John Stamos was in the elevator with us and i offered him a beer and he said "no".

    CSB

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    Cool story, Bro.
    tell it again?
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    It's funnier the more you tell it. DUH
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    "And I know that I gotta be above it now
    And I know that I can't let them bring me down
    And I gotta bide my time as a face in the crowd
    And I know that I gotta be above it now"

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    Cool meme, bro.
    "And I know that I gotta be above it now
    And I know that I can't let them bring me down
    And I gotta bide my time as a face in the crowd
    And I know that I gotta be above it now"

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    This one time i was at Thirsty Crow, and pretty drunk because we had been day drinking and had finished up bottomless mimosas at Good a little earlier. I was pretty deep in some bourbons with ginger beer.

    Anyways, there we were getting even more drunk in the middle of the day and all of a sudden Kate Bosworth walks in and i yell from across the bar "KATE! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE"

    /CSB

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