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    dear worshipers,


    an open "letter" to the coachella powers that be.

    (NOTE: my background track is "knights of cydonia," starting at the 3 minute mark. i am a viking princess defending her harem of concubines. i have thick blonde pigtails and a badass white stallion - battling bitches left and right with my green light saber. also, i am Black. and everything is in slow motion... okay - GO)

    o________________O HENCE



    to whom it may concern:

    here's to that beautiful moment when the coachella set times are still unpublished, and you choose new artists to view
    without question.
    without rhyme.
    without reason nor restriction.

    clicking away at the interesting, classic and new
    with your metaphorical, musical phallus in your hand.

    oh lovers. it's our musical dream come true.
    soon to be crushed, friends. soon to be crushed.

    no -- NO, i will not divulge my precious playlist of power. you will not use that against me again, this time!

    i've waited too long to return to this temporary nomadic lifestyle. I will be surviving on fruit, granola and low-fat water for 3 days straight so i'm not distracted by stuffing my face with spicy pie ridiculously-goodness... nor will i be wasting time, held up by their long ass lines and staring at their NOMilicious menu when i could be tits deep in a sea of pulsating humans drenched in musicality.

    i WILL say, however, that just because i picked at the drive-in AND the weekend, does not mean I should not have to split myself in two in an effort to enjoy both sets. please spare me?



    sad face.

    please, coachella gods. please do not overlap any of the awesomeness i have coachosen.

    i beg of you.


    respectfully,

    - dmeter

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    Wow, some post. Most of it made some sence, the other rubbish made me want what your smokin.
    verveman77:

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    Sweet.

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    When was low fat water invented?

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    Default Re: "coachooser" SVEH!

    when indeed.

    sorry to disappoint, verveman. i am not on anything.

    :]

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    Default Re: "coachooser" SVEH!

    Quote Originally Posted by dmeter View Post
    when indeed.

    sorry to disappoint, verveman. i am not on anything.

    :]
    Friday: Outkast | Girl Talk | HAIM | Bonobo | Flume | Wye Oak | The Preatures
    Saturday: Lorde | Sleigh Bells | CHVRCHES | Capital Cities | Warpaint | Washed Out | Banks
    Sunday: Arcade Fire | Beck | Disclosure | Lana Del Rey | AlunaGeorge | Superchunk | Daughter | Poolside

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    Do you ever perform at open mic nights.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Quote Originally Posted by verveman77 View Post
    Wow, some post. Most of it made some sence, the other rubbish made me want what your smokin.
    Wow, some post.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Default Re: "coachooser" SVEH!

    I think I worship you now.

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    Default Re: "coachooser" SVEH!

    HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU WINCE OR GRIMMACE WHILE READING THE ORIGINAL POST, PICK ONE

    A. 5 OR MORE TIMES

    B. 3 OR 4 TIMES

    C. ONLY ONCE OR TWICE

    D. WOW, SOME POST
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: "coachooser" SVEH!

    Quote Originally Posted by dmeter View Post
    to whom it may concern:
    hahaha

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    NO DJ SHADOW AND MODESELEKTOR CONFLICT PLEASE.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Default Re: "coachooser" SVEH!

    dmeter, will you also be fingerblasting hott cougies?
    northside groove...southside groove....eastside groove...westside groove

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    Default Re: "coachooser" SVEH!

    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Wow, some post.
    you fucking said it

    thanks for this quality post to redeem this thread

    i think we should rave each others dicks off

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