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    Such a way with words, Goatchella (formerly Hydr1 until he got banned for making professional comedians look bad by comparison) is possibly responsible for comments that lack any tinge of redemptive quality whatsoever than any boardie in recent history. Let's start with his earlier work:

    I like this exchange in which he defends himself against an accusation of narcissism by explaining that he has no mirrors (surprise surprise. A guy with that face doesn't like mirrors? Shut the fuck up, no wai), and then insist that no one knows anything about him...

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    More proof that you idiots don't know a thing about me. I don't like mirrors. I don't like taking pictures. Im anti ego. There's a confession for you.
    Because he's anti-ego. I'll be proving his point by showing just how anti-ego he is in almost every post.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Apparently he's really, really determined to make people understand that he's just acting like some other person he's nothing like in real life.

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    None of you know me. You have no idea if anything I have said here is true. Your all just pawns in an internet game. Are you going to believe what you see online? Do you really think you know me or anyone else here based on what they share online?

    A bunch of sad people that base judgment on internet stories is what you are.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    This is pretty dumb.

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    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    My only problem with goatchella is his over use of the word clown... other than that he seems like a pretty cool guy!

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    I wish I could remember the guys name who did a study on this kind of thing. It was really interesting.
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    This thread is pretty bitchass.







    Thanks, Randy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by obzen View Post
    This thread is pretty bitchass.
    I might not post much but (sadly) I read this board daily. To me Goat originally came off as an arrogant camping know it all but he seems to know his shit, does it up right, and has a blast. That and his 1000+ postings that I've read not knowing the difference between "your/you're"... I know we aren't here for grammar lessons but being a teacher is is pretty brutal .

    With all that said he seems to live a pretty fun existence and does what he wants, OP seems to have a hard on for him. Maybe Goat boned his GF? Keep living the good life man, not that you need any affirmation to do so.
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    Default Re: In Which We Record The Shining Moments Of Wit Goatchella Has Brought Us

    Finally we are getting somewhere. Randy's girlfriend fucked a goat you say?

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    Matt at The Movies the 2012 version!

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    Default Re: In Which We Record The Shining Moments Of Wit Goatchella Has Brought Us

    Not even close...

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    I almost always get bored in a Goatchella hijacked thread before I can get annoyed, trolled, etc. It's just exhausting reading his posts. I have no problem when he chimes in on things, and don't have a problem with the dude in general, but when he starts a conversation, I almost always stop paying attention to the thread. I've found I'm better off simply staying out of whatever sandbox he's playing in.
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    Randy, if you could find his Erotic Review account, this thread would be worthwhile.
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    I read Goatchella's posts in some odd deliverance type southern voice in my head. It makes it rather entertaining at times. I would rate him above the curve which might be a sad statement in itself.

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    There have been more than a couple threads where he and some combination of obzen or Brokendoll make it so I can view all of one post on an entire page.
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    awww, how sweet...









































    he knows my name.

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    This was going to be better but then I fell asleep mid-post. We'll get more good posts out of him. I want to compile this dumb fuckery.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I liked hydr1 more than goatchella.
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    In fact, let's make this a tribute thread.


    Quote Originally Posted by hydr1 View Post
    So now you have a problem? Oh darn. Here's a quick solution.
    if your overweight...get off the fucking computer and go exercise. What a concept.
    I think this is funny coming from a kid with tits.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    This is unsurprising coming from a kid with tits.

    Quote Originally Posted by hydr1 View Post
    Drinking whiskey in hopes I can get the courage to ask a woman to dance
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    But then at the same time there's this

    Quote Originally Posted by hydr1 View Post
    I agree...and yes I hate most HUMANS. Doesn't matter what sex they are. People that are caught up with getting laid and getting wasted have issues. They lack game. Some people these things are second nature. I do my best to make a bad impression with everyone I meet. Why? Because morons like you ( forum haters) are always going to judge and know it all.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Such a way with words, Goatchella (formerly Hydr1 until he got banned for making professional comedians look bad by comparison) is possibly responsible for comments that lack any tinge of redemptive quality whatsoever than any boardie in recent history. Let's start with his earlier work:

    I like this exchange in which he defends himself against an accusation of narcissism by explaining that he has no mirrors (surprise surprise. A guy with that face doesn't like mirrors? Shut the fuck up, no wai), and then insist that no one knows anything about him...





    Because he's anti-ego. I'll be proving his point by showing just how anti-ego he is in almost every post.
    This one is especially delightful considering how he's dominated the Post Your Photo Thread for the last couple of months.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    I almost always get bored in a Randy hijacked thread before I can get annoyed, trolled, etc.
    Except for the trakball thread ball, pretty much fixed
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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyPistol View Post
    Maybe Goat boned his GF? Keep living the good life man, not that you need any affirmation to do so.
    Yeah that's probably it. I mean, after all, he's slept with FIFTEEN women. His sexual prowess boggles the mind. Gotta give credit to anyone who looks this ugly and has managed in only 30 years to bed a number I'd call a slow year.

    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Somewhat Damaged View Post
    There have been more than a couple threads where he and some combination of obzen or Brokendoll make it so I can view all of one post on an entire page.
    Quote Originally Posted by obzen View Post
    awww, how sweet.
    he knows my name.
    How many times did you make him scream it out repeatedly, before it became imbedded in his memory bank?

    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    This was going to be better but then I fell asleep mid-post. We'll get more good posts out of him. I want to compile this dumb fuckery.
    This is Randy's impersonation of an old feral Tom cat, lumbering around, trying with all his might to spray and mark what he thought was his territory, because some young hairball has come along and shit in his litter box while he was sleeping. bwhaha!

    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    In fact, let's make this a tribute thread.
    Or, a History Thread and you could become a thing of the past...

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    From this point on I'm going to just pretend that Randy is hologram.

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    This one's pretty good, apparently if you go listen to any DJ you'll hear good music:

    (In response to the How Do You Find Out About Good EDM thread)

    Quote Originally Posted by Goatchella View Post
    go to clubs...meet djs, listen to their mixes...they always mix good music. Even if their mixing sucks, the tracks they are listening are usually good. Djs get paid and love to play what people want to hear.
    DJs: They Always Mix Good Music
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    QED Sahara Tent 2012
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    I dont understand if 'hate' between board members is real (as in, you punch that person when you see them) or you actually have a boner for them.

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