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    Default BITCHEZ BETTER WISH KIT KATT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    I couldn't find the Mystery Date board game, nor could I get you a guest spot on The Dating Game, so you'll have to settle for the next best thing to both... Happy Birthday Kit Katt! Celebrate with a good buzz and fun, girl!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    HBKK.







    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Happy Birthday, gorgeous girl.

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    Happy Birthday, Kat

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    jesus bev did you really draw a picture of a vibrator for her birthday? sheesh.

    anyway, happy birthday kit katt. I googled 'neurotic cat' in your honor.

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    Default Re: BITCHEZ BETTER WISH KIT KATT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    happy birthday, like, i guess. and stuff
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    Happy Birthday Katt!
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    Never forget that the other side of takeout is mildew on rice.

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    What, this is amazing.

    Thanks everyone!

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    Happy birthday Katt!
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    Happy birthday

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    Happy Birthday KK, hope you have a joyous evening!
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    I love you Katt. In a perfect world hipsters and wooks could be together. We would make beautiful children and sing lulibies to them.

    Aghhhhh good moment there. Happy Birthday.

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    Including Birthdays.
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    Happy birthday
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    Happy birthday KK!

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    Default Re: BITCHEZ BETTER WISH KIT KATT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    Happy birthday!

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    Happy birthday Kat!
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    Hope you're out having a good one!
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    hey, Happy Birthday Kat.

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    “Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.” - Albert Einstein
    “Music is a safe kind of high" - Jimi Hendrix
    “Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.” - Robert Fripp
    “Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.” - Bill Cosby

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    “Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.” - Albert Einstein
    “Music is a safe kind of high" - Jimi Hendrix
    “Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.” - Robert Fripp
    “Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.” - Bill Cosby

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    Birthday+cat.jpg


    I am special and can not figure out how to upload multiple pictures on post. I also couldn't make up my mind.
    “Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.” - Albert Einstein
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    Happy birthday, KK!
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    Happy Birthday!

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    Happy Birthday!!!
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    Happy Birthday!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    jesus bev did you really draw a picture of a vibrator for her birthday? sheesh.

    anyway, happy birthday kit katt. I googled 'neurotic cat' in your honor.

    Well, you didn't have to go so far as to call me Jesus for doing so, but yes, I did draw that for Kat's birthday, Tom. It's a custom one-of-a-kind rabbit vibrator... whenever someone starts singing the Happy Birthday Song, it's little ears start to wiggle.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Happy Birthday, Kat
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