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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    Someone didn't find a mother-daughter combo in 2012.

    ... and tickets
    bahahahaha.. truth.

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    Default Re: Coachella has officially "Jumped the Shark"

    You started out by calling all of us idiots.

    Edit: And pathetic fucking losers. And stupid sheep fucks. Reap what you sow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    with all the pain in the world and Urban Outfitters sadding the navajo yall should not use the word "scalpers" please increase the peace.

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    Default Re: Coachella has officially "Jumped the Shark"

    exactly, you started this thread by saying "YOU IDIOTS!!!" so what direction were you trying to take this in? I had no problems at all bringing in my bottle of advil every day, security never even opened the bottle up when they found it in my bag. I also had no issues sneaking my illegal drugs in. Just quit already dude, you keep digging yourself a deeper and deeper hole. Your an embarrassment to Canada and the human race in general.

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    Deleted because i could give a fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amnesiac33 View Post
    Awww poor Goat. You have it so wrong dude. All of your anger has jaded your LSD ladened thought process. I always stated I enjoyed Coachella, had a great time, loved the bands. No complaints other than some of the pricing for goods sold on site were expensive. Could give a fuck about a $12 steak sandwich ( just bbq'd a $35 Whole Foods NY Strip, yum!I'm sure Goatchella is enjoying the Cathedral City Pasta el Gorno -Elbow Macaroni and ketchup) Or $6 for Advil. However GV wouldn't even let you bring in a sealed bottle of Advil because druggies like the Goat ruin it for everyone else. However, I digress.

    As usual this post started in one direction and all of the druged out malcontents took it into another. For the record if you look at the first post, I was advocating for the true, loyal music lover. Not dicks like the Goat who look for an excuse to be idiots and get fucked up in public-hence ruining it for all others.
    No complaints? what is this thread? I could bring in advil all I wanted... Your just a scary ass creeper and they think you have roofies and viagra. What does my drug use have to do with you being a complete cry baby of a grown man? I don't need an excuse to be fucked up and I enhance any situation....

    unlike you, a person that is dragging down a whole community by judging, assuming, crying, claiming and bragging about how rich you are because you shove overpriced corn fed beef into your cock sucker. Old divorced douche bags like you are a dime a dozen man. Your angry because your wife is gone, your kid is gone, you can't have fun anymore because your a bitter old cunt.

    You should print out this whole thread, shut down your computer and take a look in the mirror. Look at yourself and read these words your typing and listen for someone giving a shit. Wait for someone to embrace you and tell you the world is not such a bad place and you will get by without Coachella. Run a nice warm bath, turn your clock radio to some mellow jazz.....and jump in holding that motherfucker!

    KILL YOURSELF YOU PILE OF SHIT!
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    Default Re: Coachella has officially "Jumped the Shark"

    cue the prostitute reviews... anyyyy minute now

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    Default Re: Coachella has officially "Jumped the Shark"

    ITT: The Canadian man lamenting the scourge of capitalism mocks people for having shittier jobs than him.
    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    with all the pain in the world and Urban Outfitters sadding the navajo yall should not use the word "scalpers" please increase the peace.

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    Default Re: Coachella has officially "Jumped the Shark"

    My husband made the analogy that Coachella is becoming like when JC Penny started selling grunge clothes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by chbludevil View Post
    exactly, you started this thread by saying "YOU IDIOTS!!!" so what direction were you trying to take this in? I had no problems at all bringing in my bottle of advil every day, security never even opened the bottle up when they found it in my bag. I also had no issues sneaking my illegal drugs in. Just quit already dude, you keep digging yourself a deeper and deeper hole. Your an embarrassment to Canada and the human race in general.
    hahahhahha truth
    Quote Originally Posted by Amnesiac33 View Post
    Funny u mentioned that. I guess it would have been similar to Gary Tovar banging your mother in a Cathedral City crack den, back in the day. Perhaps if the best part of you didn't run down her leg you may be some what less FUCKING STUPID than you are today, lawn maintenance boy....







    hey fuckface...heres my nasty home in cathedral city....notice my buddies and how I am ruining their good time with my drugged out antics....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ivankay View Post
    Deleted because i could give a fuck.
    was looking for one, i'll take it!

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    You always have to watch for those waterside crack mansions in the hills. The first bottle of Cristal is on them, and then you're fucked.
    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    with all the pain in the world and Urban Outfitters sadding the navajo yall should not use the word "scalpers" please increase the peace.

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    Default Re: Coachella has officially "Jumped the Shark"

    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    was looking for one, i'll take it!
    You got it. Who officiates shark jumping anyway? we've been reading for years from some twat or another about the "official" jumping. Was it 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012 or 2013? we need an authority on shark jumping in here right now to tell us when we all really became idiotic sheep.

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    Default Re: Coachella has officially "Jumped the Shark"

    Im a fucking goat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ivankay View Post
    You got it. Who officiates shark jumping anyway? we've been reading for years from some twat or another about the "official" jumping. Was it 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012 or 2013? we need an authority on shark jumping in here right now to tell us when we all really became idiotic sheep.
    The hologram.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    with all the pain in the world and Urban Outfitters sadding the navajo yall should not use the word "scalpers" please increase the peace.

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    Default Re: Coachella has officially "Jumped the Shark"

    jumping sharks actually seems pretty hardcore. now, if it was jumping poodles or something...

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    Default Re: Coachella has officially "Jumped the Shark"

    Quote Originally Posted by Jman4321 View Post
    The hologram.
    Figures Pac would be the authority on everything. Time for a seance.

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    Default Re: Coachella has officially "Jumped the Shark"

    "just saw such an amazing show, man...felt like i was jumping a shark!" see, good thing.

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    Default Re: Coachella has officially "Jumped the Shark"

    God I hated Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre. Their drug-fueled antics were ruining the festival for EVERYBODY.
    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    with all the pain in the world and Urban Outfitters sadding the navajo yall should not use the word "scalpers" please increase the peace.

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    Default Re: Coachella has officially "Jumped the Shark"

    It also has been pointed out by many people in many places "jumped the shark" jumped a loooong time ago. we need something new..with PIZAZZ! So, something that means they essentially aren't trying anymore and are milking their audience's loyalty.....sounds like Glee season 3 to me. "Jump the shark" just gleeked?

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    Coachella has officially shaken another parasite loose. If winners like Amnesiac are jumping ship, I think they are doing something right. One less slow moving tool in the crowd. One less know it all, badass, judgmental, horn ball flying to California to make an attempt at living the dream we are all a part of.


    I don't speak for anyone but myself when I say that coachella doesn't need these kind of negative, bitch made men on the fields. Keeping it real is only as easy as figuring out how to avoid these cancerous cunts.

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    Default Re: Coachella has officially "Jumped the Shark"

    Or finding and displaying their prostitute reviews.
    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    with all the pain in the world and Urban Outfitters sadding the navajo yall should not use the word "scalpers" please increase the peace.

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    Default Re: Coachella has officially "Jumped the Shark"

    Coachella has totally been Bachelorette'd.

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    hahahha...this shmuck for sure has skeletons like that in his closet. ima go run a google search.

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    Default Re: Coachella has officially "Jumped the Shark"

    Coachella has completely Oprahed.

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    Default Re: Coachella has officially "Jumped the Shark"

    Reliable sources tell me there's a bronze sculpture of bunz's ass right outside of Paul's office.
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    Coachella has Streisaned?
    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    with all the pain in the world and Urban Outfitters sadding the navajo yall should not use the word "scalpers" please increase the peace.

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    Default Re: Coachella has officially "Jumped the Shark"

    FB, if that's the case, why the fuck did it take me over an hour to get through today?

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    Default Re: Coachella has officially "Jumped the Shark"

    He rubs it for good luck. You'll have to find your own charm:-)
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    Default Re: Coachella has officially "Jumped the Shark"

    "Jump the shark" has Caged (as in Nicholas)

    "Jump the shark" has Burtoned (as in Tim)

    "Jump the shark" has US Public School Systemed

    "Jump the shark" has Christianitied

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