350$???

[algunz]

But it's more fun to complain about complaining.

[Mugwog]

Think of this thread now as "Getting to know Trakball" our latest alt

[trakball]

Hello! My name is, uh, Trakball, and uh, let me tell you a little bit about myself... I love Twizzlers, and the Alligator Bar, and my favorite drama movie is Bloodsucking Freaks, just like your momma

[trakball]

In addition, I got gills like Johnny.

[Mugwog]

Hello! My name is, uh, Trakball, and uh, let me tell you a little bit about myself... I love Twizzlers, and the Alligator Bar, and my favorite drama movie is Bloodsucking Freaks, just like your momma

Twizzlers: Cherry or strawberry and OG or strings?

[AlthePal]

Wow, wasn't really expecting this outcome when I started this thread. Maybe a few pages of civil and decent discussion, but hey, 13 pages of incessant hostility works too. I almost forgot we're dealing with the very elite of all Coachella goers on this forum. Anyway, when I posted this I was in a bit of a blind rage, and as so many have pointed out, I didn't even realize that the $350 has all of the other fees factored in. Thanks for letting me know. However, to the delight of some of you, I won't be buying layaway this year and depending on the lineup, may not end up going at all. It's too bad really, I'm sure I would get along just fine with all of you elite boardies if I saw you at the festival.

Actually it requires no effort or emotion whatsoever to do what I'm doing now. It's like asking a judge if they're mad when they're sentencing mental defectives who don't comprehend cause and effect enough to stop getting arrested. I don't particularly want to dole out your judgement, I don't care about your fate. You're a non-entity. You're Message Board Dumb Fuck #1047. You all get the same treatment, it's in your best interest and the best interest of society that you get a better understanding of how dim you are. Are you mad when you step on a bug?

But this kind of shit is annoying and needs to stop. A lot of you people on this forum seem to have some imagined self worth because of the number of posts you have. You don't. What's funny is these same assholes on the boards are probably the first people yelling "HAPPY COACHELLA!!!" and giving high fives to everyone they see.

[captncrzy]

You need to reevaluate what 'annoying' means.

Starting a thread crying about a price increase when you admittedly didn't know the details of the price increase is a hell of a lot more annoying than someone responding to an obvious troll. At least that's funny. Whining and bitching about the price of something that YOU DON'T NEED TO PURCHASE is quite stupid.

[Mugwog]

The ol' "you are on this forums more than me and are a meany head" line. This forum is like the abusive spouse you love and will never leave. Accept it.

[CrimesceneCookie]

You need to reevaluate what 'annoying' means.

Starting a thread crying about a price increase when you admittedly didn't know the details of the price increase is a hell of a lot more annoying than someone responding to an obvious troll.

SOMEONE MADE A THREAD THAT I WAS FORCED TO READ
HOW DO I STOP THIS?
I CAN'T READ EVERY THREAD!

[trakball]

Twizzlers: Cherry or strawberry and OG or strings?

All that shit is for pussies. Black licorice or get out.

SOMEONE MADE A THREAD THAT I WAS FORCED TO READ
HOW DO I STOP THIS?
I CAN'T READ EVERY THREAD!

Heh.

[trakball]

All I know is, god forbid anyone cut RotationMadWang off on his way to work... that roadrage incident would be monumental, I'm sure

[Stickjohn]

A lot of you people on this forum seem to have some imagined self worth because of the number of posts you have.

Actually the imagined self worth comes first, and the rest is just generosity. This is a very giving community.

[Tikiman]

Ironically many people probably spend more on drugs they use at Coachella than they do on the cost of entry. Maybe we should be ragging on drug dealers instead.

[Mugwog]

Why rag on drug dealers? You mad because you had to pay money for your drugs?

[algunz]

Where does the name Pants come from?

[captncrzy]

SOMEONE MADE A THREAD THAT I WAS FORCED TO READ
HOW DO I STOP THIS?
I CAN'T READ EVERY THREAD!

It was a response to a poster, not a statement about the thread. Fool.

[RotationSlimWang]

I love how people who are too stupid to generate any kind of retort always resort to acting like the person who's clearly having a great time mocking them must be angry.

Think of yourself like a toilet. I don't shit in my toilet because I'm angry at it. I shit in it because that's its function. Like a toilet, you have nothing to contribute to the conversation except to stand there while I expel waste into you. You'll never be funny on your own so it's a good thing that you recognize your sole usefulness is to be material for us droll wags to step on repeatedly, but Jesus, man, stop patting yourself on the back so much just for being self-aware enough to know that you're fodder. It's not a point of pride. It's still better than being delusional and thinking that you actually contribute anything to adult society I suppose, but don't you get depressed when you're congratulating yourself for having so many people take a shit inside you?

[trakball]

Oh, thank god you're okay, RotationMadWang! I was beginning to worry that we wouldn't be getting any more strained attempts at internet badassery in this thread.

How's work today, buddy? Did those TPS reports get filed? Your boss wants them before EOB today...

[RotationSlimWang]

EOB?

... So you're never had a real job, huh? Cause "EOB" isn't an acronym anyone uses. What you mean to say is COB. Close Of Business. There is no End Of Business.

What're we pegging this kid's age at? 19?

[trakball]

RotationMadWang, should you be spending so much time on the internet? This jizz ain't gonna mop itself up...

[PlayaDelWes]

^ 38/39ish

[trakball]

Playa, did you cheat and look at my posting history, or did you just guess?

[RotationSlimWang]

No fucking way, those are high school cafeteria insults.

[Art Czar]

I guarantee you that he's too good looking for you.

What is your point? Not trying to "have a relationship" with him...just like to cheers and share a drink with the few remaining bright human beings on this planet. We are a rare breed. Does "stage manager" translate to "jaded"?
Just sayin'.

To keep this related to the original post:
I don't think the "price hike" is a big deal. The price will continue to go up from here on out. Can you say GV/AEG CASHCOW FESTIVAL. Its a great festival but like all things, it. too, will have its end.

[trakball]

No fucking way, those are high school cafeteria insults.

I'll agree with that! This definitely reads like something an unstable, emotional teen would write in her journal after a particularly heinous day at school:

Think of yourself like a toilet. I don't shit in my toilet because I'm angry at it. I shit in it because that's its function. Like a toilet, you have nothing to contribute to the conversation except to stand there while I expel waste into you. You'll never be funny on your own so it's a good thing that you recognize your sole usefulness is to be material for us droll wags to step on repeatedly, but Jesus, man, stop patting yourself on the back so much just for being self-aware enough to know that you're fodder. It's not a point of pride. It's still better than being delusional and thinking that you actually contribute anything to adult society I suppose, but don't you get depressed when you're congratulating yourself for having so many people take a shit inside you?

[mountmccabe]

A lot of you people on this forum seem to have some imagined self worth because of the number of posts you have.

I'd say it is other way around: people post a lot because they think what they say has some sort of worth.

Also, really, who thinks this? What makes you think they think this?

RSW is being a dick to trakball because (a) RSW is a dick, (b) trakball seems intent on arguing about stupid stuff, in part because he is abiding by very different rules and assuming everyone on the board is too and (c) RSW is fucking right. There are so many lurkers/newbies/seasonals that unless/until they stick around and consistently act above replacement level they'll be forgotten.

[trakball]

LOL, another person with over 10k posts under their belt who assumes they are the be all to end all of all things related to the Coachella Message Board.

Maybe you and RMW can join forces to write the best scat-related fan fiction the internet has ever seen!

[Miroir Noir]

How is this still going on?

[trakball]

trakball seems intent on arguing about stupid stuff, in part because he is abiding by very different rules and assuming everyone on the board is too

by the way, would you mind taking a moment out of your busy day to send me a link to these "forum rules" that need to be followed? otherwise I'm going to continue assuming (ass out of you and me, don't you know) that these "rules" are some arbitrary bullshit.

[Phunkevil]

lol @ the first name basis action

nope, not cliquish at all

Look how mad you're getting.