Coachella Tweet "Pssttt, pass it on"

[BROKENDOLL]

Featuring a hipster, an scene kid, a hippie raver teen, a vinyl music snob, a guy with a drinking problem, and kroqken all in a van traveling across the country to Coachella.

Don't forget the aging Coachella local who greets them upon their arrival with, "Welcome to Coachella! You kids look parched and hungry... Here, have a shot and this substance laced cookie! Oh, and have a great time!"

[BROKENDOLL]

I also heard they are doing a Mount Rushmore esque carving in the mountains overlooking the polo field. It's going to be Paul (left), Daft Punk (middle) and Naked Wizard (right).

There's some debate about the last head, they might replace the naked wizard with a Coachella board forum member (to be voted on), Skrillex, Steve Aoki, aidz needle, burgerito or the owner of I love spicy pie.

Who really knows.

Oh yeah and the theme song to the reality show will be "Levels".

I could totally get into having Daft Punk cast it's shadow across this desert at the end of each day!

[BROKENDOLL]

... so you're saying we should TRY to make a shitty movie?

Make it happen, Randy!

[loubque]

I just hope its not some lottery system being announced

[obzen]

!!!

[chucky canuck]

It's the annual announcement of where The Black Keys will be on the lineup.

[RodFed1993]

I'm currently debating skipping my 9am class right now. I mean, I don't think it's gonna be presale, but if it starts while I'm in class that will be terrible.

[Mugwog]

"The Big 4" EDM Version

Tiesto
Guetta
Swedish House Mafia
Skkkkrrrriiiiileeeexxxxxx

[Mugwog]

I'm currently debating skipping my 9am class right now. I mean, I don't think it's gonna be presale, but if it starts while I'm in class that will be terrible.

pretty sure you could just twitter the info from your phone?

[brycerosen]

YAAA Goldenvoice is going to purchase and bring back Street Scene!!! heard it from a credible homeless man in OB

[SepaGroove]

I waited on the computer for 2 hours last year before I got passes, only to realize a day later that there was no traffic what so ever on the site and the pre sale was still going on.

With that said, I still hope it doesn't start today since I'm at work and can't be in front of the computer for that long.

[concertgoer]

I would be shocked if passes went on sale today. I think we get the date announcement today and passes go on sale Friday.

[Coachella Bound]

I just put some extra money in my account and told work id be a little late.... just to be safe.

[Doses_On_Sunday#K.C.]

They are going to blow us all away: Back to 1 Weekend & Max of 60,000 per day. Merry Early Christmas.

[CBPodge]

And tickets cost double?

[vertin]

They are going to blow us all away: Back to 1 Weekend & Max of 60,000 per day. Merry Early Christmas.

my mind would be blown, i would love it!!

[SepaGroove]

I would be shocked if passes went on sale today. I think we get the date announcement today and passes go on sale Friday.

Yeah that seems like the most likely scenario. I'm pretty sure that's how it went down last year.

[Miroir Noir]

Wow, there are a lot of people in the lobby right now.

[SepaGroove]

my mind would be blown, i would love it!!

Me too. I don't like having to choose weekends.

[concertgoer]

Everyone on twitter has been retweeting this dumb article which provides no evidence of a third weekend
http://www.prefixmag.com/news/coache...in-2013/65268/

[SepaGroove]

Wow, there are a lot of people in the lobby right now.

Lobby?

[PlayaDelWes]

Waiting room

[SepaGroove]

How are you guys in a waiting room already?

[heart cooks brain]

it would be a logistical nightmare to announce the dates and then put tickets up for sale minutes after.

[Derekx]

Waiting Room? Fugazi confirmation.

[captncrzy]

Nothing's up on FrontGate.

[GuyInTucson]

If there is a waiting room then what's the link? Post please.

[SepaGroove]

If there is a waiting room then what's the link? Post please.

Please please!

[Sexecutioner]

i cant even hit the coachella site right now.

[amyzzz]

I can't get coachella.com to load.