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    Always use a fresh cum box.
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    I apparently have a lot more than I ever expected.

    Whenever I'm a passenger in vehicle and not occupied by anything else, I tend to tap my toes in sync with the road lines as they meet the front end of the vehicle. Sort of like a Morse Code but for no apparent reason whatsoever. So, let's say if there is a solid line on the left hand side, I hold my left foot down. Whenever there is a turn off, I lift my foot up until there is another line. This has proved to challenge my feet to different alternating patterns. I've done this ever since I can remember--guess it's my way of tapping my feet out of boredom.

    EDIT: Fuck you autocorrect! fixed
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    Morris Code

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    Zack Morris?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Originalbob View Post
    I apparently have a lot more than I ever expected.

    Whenever I'm a passenger in vehicle and not occupied by anything else, I tend to tap my toes in sync with the road lines as they meet the front end of the vehicle. Sort of like a Morris Code but for no apparent reason whatsoever. So, let's say if there is a solid line on the left hand side, I hold my left foot down. Whenever there is a turn off, I lift my foot up until there is another line. This has proved to challenge my feet to different alternating patterns. I've done this ever since I can remember--guess it's my way of tapping my feet out of boredom.
    OMG ME TOO! I have done that since I was a little kid.
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    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Morris Code

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    This seems appropriate in here:

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    Next up: wadder or folder?
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    Folder, thanks to that thread. More economic.
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    Folder, because wadding makes it too bumpy and hurts my hiney.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I go out of my way to do things different and backwards 100% of the time.

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    I wad.

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    i use like half a roll...wad status

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    I just use my hands
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    I didn't realize you were Asian.
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    But i'm different too! Look!

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    I enjoy discussing processes in detail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I don't think that was what Drinkey was asking. It's the need to adjust the volume to a specific number. Why would you do that at any level?

    I don't have an explanation. I just know if I notice that the number is even I will feel compelled to turn it up or down even just one number to make the number odd.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Right, I don't even look at whatever number a certain appliance has given out for volume, i play it by ear.
    I kind of figured that after re-reading his & my posts, but I had to get to a meeting & didn't feel like editing myself to account for that potential. In any event, I do play it by ear to a certain degree, then increase/decrease to get to my desired number from there. If 15 isn't loud enough, I increase it to 20, and if that isn't loud enough, etc. I'm more obsessed with the number than how loud it is; 19 may be the perfect volume for "The Daily Show" but I'll never know it because I spend zero time at that level in ratcheting up the volume to 20.
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    I HAVE to put my left sock on first, then my right, then my left shoe on before my right. I don't know why, I just can't do it any other way.

    I also wash myself in the shower the exact same way every time, in the same order, otherwise it throws me off.

    I have to flick the ash off my cigarette or cigar after I take a draw every time.

    I have to put in my left contact lense in before my right.

    I have to put my money in my wallet securely before I walk away from the register, even if that means making people behind me wait until I'm done.

    I won't send a text to anyone if I'm too drunk to be grammatically correct.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedHotSgtPeppers View Post
    I won't send a text to anyone if I'm too drunk to be grammatically correct.
    I wish I could say the same, ugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    You are my new favorite person. I quote that all the time and everyone looks at me with a blank stare.
    Seriously? It's one of the most over-referenced lines in all of "comedy." Maybe they're just looking at you with what appears to be a blank stare when really they're thinking, "Holy shit, did that guy just quote the one line people ALWAYS quote from that overrated piece of shit and expect us to chuckle like we appreciate his contribution?"
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    I had to google the quote because I had no clue where it came from... Come to find out it's from yet another movie I have never seen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedHotSgtPeppers View Post

    I have to put my money in my wallet securely before I walk away from the register, even if that means making people behind me wait until I'm done.

    .

    I do this, but I feel rushed sometimes. When I do I tend to get defensive about it. I mean, what am I supposed to do, carry all my shit and put my money in my wallet while I walk with a bunch of shit in my hands? Fuck you, let me put my change away, fucker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    It's the insistence on it that is more likely to get annoying.

    Like I don't care how anyone else folds their towels - for example - but if someone gets upset at me when I don't fold towels that way....
    Yes, this is key.

    I had a guest at a party re-fold my towels. And they were pretty neat to begin with, because I was having a party and went a little bit above and beyond. Her comment was "It looked like you took a shower and then just hung your towel back up."

    Why yes, yes I did.

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    Was it my sister?
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Seriously? It's one of the most over-referenced lines in all of "comedy." Maybe they're just looking at you with what appears to be a blank stare when really they're thinking, "Holy shit, did that guy just quote the one line people ALWAYS quote from that overrated piece of shit and expect us to chuckle like we appreciate his contribution?"
    I don't think so, actually. Pretty sure it is because I am fairly young and people my age have not seen it. Thank you for your input.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Was it my sister?
    hahaha
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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