The Hot Sauce Poll

[TomAz]

Yes, that's right, these are the only choices. Deal with it.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Cholula is clearly the correct answer.

[TomAz]

Agreed, but, WE MUST LET THE PEOPLE DECIDE.

[Hannahrain]

What a ridiculous thing to force people to decide. There is no single hot sauce for all occasions. Having tacos or eggs? Great, have Cholula. Having a bloody mary or stir fry? Sriracha. Want something to match your computer/hot sauce tie? Tabasco. Picture of your food won't load properly? Whatever the third one is. This isn't a one-hot-sauce reality we're living in. Do you only drink one kind of beverage? Do you only eat salad with ranch? You know who only likes one kind of thing? Children. Children only like one kind of thing.

[TomAz]

What a ridiculous thing to force people to decide. There is no single hot sauce for all occasions. Having tacos or eggs? Great, have Cholula. Having a bloody mary or stir fry? Sriracha. Want something to match your computer/hot sauce tie? Tabasco. Picture of your food won't load properly? Whatever the third one is. This isn't a one-hot-sauce reality we're living in. Do you only drink one kind of beverage? Do you only eat salad with ranch? You know who only likes one kind of thing? Children. Children only like one kind of thing.

Overly literal Hannah is overly literal.

[PlayaDelWes]

This poll was very well done. Dicking around with other sauces will just water down the message that cock sauce is the most overrated hipster spread on the planet. My only problem with Cholula is that it goes too fast…but that’s what Costco is for.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

This poll was very well done. Dicking around with other sauces will just water down the message that cock sauce is the most overrated hipster spread on the planet. My only problem with Cholula is that it goes too fast…but that’s what Costco is for.

Indeed, I regularly buy the double-pack of the giant bottles from Costco.

Also, I'd like to add that Cholula has a chipotle version of their sauce is also marvelous, but unfortunately does not come Costco-sized.

[Timestretch]

Also, I'd like to add that Cholula has a chipotle version of their sauce is also marvelous, but unfortunately does not come Costco-sized.

I bought my first bottle of the Chipotle a few days ago. It's amazing and now almost gone.

[Hannahrain]

My grandparents buy sriracha, Wes. You're mistaking "hipster" with "a thing people like."

[locachica73]

I use siracha in everything. I am probably less hipster than Hannah's grandparents.

[Hannahrain]

I use siracha in everything. I am probably less hipster than Hannah's grandparents.

I'm starting to wonder if they're only square in an ironic way.

But more to the point, I'm pretty sure it's a lot hipster-ier to worry about who else likes what else when declaring the things you enjoy than it is to like something a lot of people like because it's worthy of that affection.

[Mr. Fuzz]

Tapatio all day every day.

[Neighborhood Creep]

Tapatio all day every day.

I wish we had the Tapatio Doritos up here.

[Mugwog]

I wish we had the Tapatio Doritos up here.

I will mail you some.

[Mr. Fuzz]

I signed in just to vote.

[Robin]

I'm a Cholula fan, but the Vietnamese in me will also dabble in with some Sriracha.

[JustSteve]

I'm a Cholula fan, but the Vietnamese in me will also dabble in with some Sriracha.

he does pull out before dabbling with that sriracha, right? genitals and sriracha don't mix.

/lamejoke

[Robin]

he does pull out before dabbling with that sriracha, right? genitals and sriracha don't mix.

/lamejoke

Depends if he paid me 5 dollahs or 10 dollahs.

[PlayaDelWes]

[Hannahrain]

You're misunderstanding my point. I'm not saying I liked it first. This has nothing to do with what I like. I'm saying reenforcing your favorites by declaring that something else is liked by too many people is about as hipster as you can get. You're being what you're condemning purely through the method by which you condemn it.

[Hannahrain]

Everybody needs to worry less about what other people like and more about whether or not they're standing in anybody's way.

[Neighborhood Creep]

My personal fav

[koryp]

My personal fav

Clearly the real winner here. By neglecting to include Bruce's Louisiana Hot Sauce, and making this a gook versus two wetbacks and a cajun, this thread has only proven one thing, Tomaz is a racist.

[JustSteve]

tom's gonna fuck you up.

[Neighborhood Creep]

tom's gonna fuck you up.

Deserved. I did vote for Cholula.

[Lynn163]

I love Cholula. Everyone else in my home puts cock sauce on everything.

[Grandma]

sriracha on corn flakes. breakfast of champions.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Tapatio is a very close number 2 for me. it has great flavor too.

[guedita]

Thank you for creating this welcoming space for people to discuss the hot sauces that they like.

This is an official warning for everyone to stay the fuck out of my ranch thread in light of this new development.

[Neighborhood Creep]

Fierce