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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by frizzlefry View Post
    Was flipping the channels at night when I found that Cinemax still came through, albeit a bit fuzzy. That's how I found the wonders of my penis
    DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!?!?
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    I jacked off 4 times today all before work! true story!
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    Spicy pie or die, bitch.

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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    8 years old? Yeah i think I was busy with more important things i.e toys and video games.

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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by Panda421 View Post
    DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!?!?
    I remember phoning friends in 6th grade - turn on channel 97! There's some good off colored tit action going down!

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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    props to bmack on criminal
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    bmack: even his adolescent jerk off fodder was musically relevant.
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    The word "lulzy" is offensive.

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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    haha
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    I knew a guy who lost his virginity at 8 1/2 kinda creepy I think boys should be thinking more about hotwheels and ninja turtles around that age.
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    That's not "kinda creepy," that's straight up child molestation.
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    WHERE WERE THESE BABYSITTERS WHEN I WAS A CHILD?!
    (Oh wait a former babysitter/nanny told me I tried to dry hump her during a nap when I was 4/5, she was the tender age of 26)

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    I haven't called someone dick lips in a long time.
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    I ain't never needed to. I been fuckin' since I was 10.
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    it's like, at coachella, we can be a whole group of friends. a whole group of frogs jumping into the streets, jumping into the planet, climbing up the buildings, swimming in the lakes and in the bathtubs. we would be hundreds, thousands, millions. the biggest group of friends the world has ever seen, jumping and laughing forever. it would be great, right?
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Even the best and most prolific fucks still jerk it.

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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Even the best and most prolific fucks still jerk it.
    <--- living proof

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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    i jerk it better than anyone has ever fucked it.

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    All about the "Nobody aint home jerk"

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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    I was 6 or 7, I just remember I was in the first grade. I was in the 6th grade and the first time I shot one off. I had no idea wtf was going on.
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    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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