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  1. 05-08-2012, 12:06 AM #31
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by frizzlefry View Post
    Was flipping the channels at night when I found that Cinemax still came through, albeit a bit fuzzy. That's how I found the wonders of my penis
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    I jacked off 4 times today all before work! true story!
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  2. 05-08-2012, 12:07 AM #32
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    8 years old? Yeah i think I was busy with more important things i.e toys and video games.
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  3. 05-08-2012, 12:08 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda421 View Post
    DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!?!?
    I remember phoning friends in 6th grade - turn on channel 97! There's some good off colored tit action going down!
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  4. 05-09-2012, 02:39 PM #34
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    props to bmack on criminal
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  5. 05-09-2012, 02:48 PM #35
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    bmack: even his adolescent jerk off fodder was musically relevant.
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  6. 05-09-2012, 02:49 PM #36
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    haha
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    go fuck yourself amy
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  7. 05-09-2012, 03:33 PM #37
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    I knew a guy who lost his virginity at 8 1/2 kinda creepy I think boys should be thinking more about hotwheels and ninja turtles around that age.
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  8. 05-10-2012, 03:03 PM #38
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    That's not "kinda creepy," that's straight up child molestation.
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  9. 05-10-2012, 03:12 PM #39
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    WHERE WERE THESE BABYSITTERS WHEN I WAS A CHILD?!
    (Oh wait a former babysitter/nanny told me I tried to dry hump her during a nap when I was 4/5, she was the tender age of 26)
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  10. 06-03-2012, 01:29 PM #40
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    I haven't called someone dick lips in a long time.
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    I ain't never needed to. I been fuckin' since I was 10.
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  12. 06-04-2012, 05:05 PM #42
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Even the best and most prolific fucks still jerk it.
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  13. 06-05-2012, 12:57 PM #43
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Even the best and most prolific fucks still jerk it.
    <--- living proof
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  14. 06-05-2012, 01:18 PM #44
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    i jerk it better than anyone has ever fucked it.
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  15. 06-05-2012, 01:22 PM #45
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?


    All about the "Nobody aint home jerk"
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  16. 06-05-2012, 01:40 PM #46
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    I was 6 or 7, I just remember I was in the first grade. I was in the 6th grade and the first time I shot one off. I had no idea wtf was going on.
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