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    Question BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    this is in reference to the mad men thread discussion; starting with this post.

    i'm just curious. it seems like young female masturbation is much more shocking than young male masturbation. so i started a thread for the girls. this one is for the boys to compare.

    when did you first start masturbating? this means touching yourself, even if you did not know why or what
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    I remember having ejaculation-less orgasms at 8.
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    I was 11 or 12 and when i discovered what was happening not only could I not stop doing it, but I felt the need to tell all of my friends about how fucking awesome it was. I felt like I had discovered some kind of secret no one knew about.
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    I hate that we can't see results unless we vote. My guess would be most are around 12, I remember that is when my son started taking extremely long showers. Ick.
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Only 12 votes so far and 7 are in the 12-13 category, yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I hate that we can't see results unless we vote. My guess would be most are around 12, I remember that is when my son started taking extremely long showers. Ick.
    You don't have a option for "view poll results"?
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Do wet dreams count?
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Well did you wake up masturbating?

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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Well if I hadn't finished before I woke up... of course. What I'd give for a nice solid wet dream these days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    You don't have a option for "view poll results"?
    Umm... apparently I do when I pay attention. Thanks for the heads up. I prematurely scrolled.
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    hehe I only know because I did the same thing in another poll.
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    I found a stash of playboys around 5, I saw naked ladies and knew my penis had to be pressed against them

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    we started getting victoria's secret catalogs when i was 10. so, yeah.
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    naked ladies - blech!

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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    ladies poll please

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drewbles View Post
    ladies poll please
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Here's a more specific question I'm now kinda interested in: how old were you when you actually caught nut for the first time? I think I was prob twelve.
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    While I know it started before, I can fairly track young masturbation back to the Criminal video by Fiona Apple. That taught me what hot is.
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    I remember there was a winni the poo doll with a hole in the rear on my bed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    I remember there was a winni the poo doll with a hole in the rear on my bed.

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    i remember rewinding the shit out of some crappy movie with a boob scene when i discovered the joys of palmela handerson...
    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bartelby View Post
    i remember rewinding the shit out of some crappy movie with a boob scene when i discovered the joys of palmela handerson...







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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I remember having ejaculation-less orgasms at 8.
    yea, i dont remember exactly how old i was (probably around 10?), but when i first started jacking it nothing came out when i would orgasm. i dont remember how long it was until i started to actually jizz though. probably around 12? all i know is i did it a lot.
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    Was flipping the channels at night when I found that Cinemax still came through, albeit a bit fuzzy. That's how I found the wonders of my penis
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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzlefry View Post
    Was flipping the channels at night when I found that Cinemax still came through, albeit a bit fuzzy. That's how I found the wonders of my penis
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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzlefry View Post
    Was flipping the channels at night when I found that Cinemax still came through, albeit a bit fuzzy. That's how I found the wonders of my penis
    growing up in Canada in the 80s/90s gave us young me the joys of the French channel on which you could always catch a boob or two later at night.....god bless the French!
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    I was around 11 or 12, not sure which so I won't vote in the poll. I just remember it happened by total accident one night before I fell asleep and I was like WTF that was awesome (and yes it was dry for a while)

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    I distinctly remembering thinking and telling my friends that i peed so there was definitely ejaculate my first time.
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