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    Question BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    this is in reference to the mad men thread discussion; starting with this post.

    i'm just curious. it seems like young female masturbation is much more shocking than young male masturbation. so i started a thread for the girls. this one is for the boys to compare.

    when did you first start masturbating? this means touching yourself, even if you did not know why or what
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    I remember having ejaculation-less orgasms at 8.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I remember having ejaculation-less orgasms at 8.
    yea, i dont remember exactly how old i was (probably around 10?), but when i first started jacking it nothing came out when i would orgasm. i dont remember how long it was until i started to actually jizz though. probably around 12? all i know is i did it a lot.
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    I was 11 or 12 and when i discovered what was happening not only could I not stop doing it, but I felt the need to tell all of my friends about how fucking awesome it was. I felt like I had discovered some kind of secret no one knew about.
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    I hate that we can't see results unless we vote. My guess would be most are around 12, I remember that is when my son started taking extremely long showers. Ick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I hate that we can't see results unless we vote. My guess would be most are around 12, I remember that is when my son started taking extremely long showers. Ick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    You don't have a option for "view poll results"?
    Umm... apparently I do when I pay attention. Thanks for the heads up. I prematurely scrolled.
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Only 12 votes so far and 7 are in the 12-13 category, yes.
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    Do wet dreams count?
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Well did you wake up masturbating?

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    Well if I hadn't finished before I woke up... of course. What I'd give for a nice solid wet dream these days.
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    hehe I only know because I did the same thing in another poll.
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    I found a stash of playboys around 5, I saw naked ladies and knew my penis had to be pressed against them

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    we started getting victoria's secret catalogs when i was 10. so, yeah.
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    naked ladies - blech!

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    ladies poll please

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drewbles View Post
    ladies poll please
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    Default Re: BOYS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Here's a more specific question I'm now kinda interested in: how old were you when you actually caught nut for the first time? I think I was prob twelve.
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    While I know it started before, I can fairly track young masturbation back to the Criminal video by Fiona Apple. That taught me what hot is.
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    I remember there was a winni the poo doll with a hole in the rear on my bed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    I remember there was a winni the poo doll with a hole in the rear on my bed.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    i remember rewinding the shit out of some crappy movie with a boob scene when i discovered the joys of palmela handerson...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bartelby View Post
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    Was flipping the channels at night when I found that Cinemax still came through, albeit a bit fuzzy. That's how I found the wonders of my penis
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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzlefry View Post
    Was flipping the channels at night when I found that Cinemax still came through, albeit a bit fuzzy. That's how I found the wonders of my penis
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    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzlefry View Post
    Was flipping the channels at night when I found that Cinemax still came through, albeit a bit fuzzy. That's how I found the wonders of my penis
    growing up in Canada in the 80s/90s gave us young me the joys of the French channel on which you could always catch a boob or two later at night.....god bless the French!
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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzlefry View Post
    Was flipping the channels at night when I found that Cinemax still came through, albeit a bit fuzzy. That's how I found the wonders of my penis
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    DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!?!?
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