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    Question GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    this is in reference to the mad men thread discussion; starting with this post.

    i'm just curious. it seems like young female masturbation is much more shocking than young male masturbation. i'm going to make a thread for the guys too.

    when did you first start masturbating? this means touching yourself, even if you did not know why or what
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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    i tested with never to see if the poll results would show names, and it doesn't appear to be.
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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    edit... it wasn't a poll when I first started. I thought it was just a question. Ignore my rants.
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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Masturbating to get off, or just touching oneself?

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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    good question, just touching oneself. i didn't realize you could get off doing that until, well, i did.
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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Would you consider humping a stuffed animal/pillow for enjoyment a form of masturbation?
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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    yes
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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Then I should change my answer.
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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Don't girls usually "explore" themselves around the age of 2?

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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Damnit I'm behind on Mad Men. Are you throwing spoilers out into other threads now?
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    go fuck yourself amy
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    Spoiler: she gets a new strain of VD, rendering her hands arthritic so we're no longer subjected to her incessant boring blather.


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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    How behind are you? This relates to something that happened in a previous season as well.
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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    That's why I was asking. I was wondering if there was more masturbating.
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    go fuck yourself amy
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    Spoiler: she gets a new strain of VD, rendering her hands arthritic so we're no longer subjected to her incessant boring blather.


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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    There have been more handjobs and blowjobs than masturbation this season.
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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    I voted for the first time I remember doing it, even though at the time I didn't know what I was doing. I didn't regularly do it until much MUCH later. I think I was 18 or 20 actually.
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    go fuck yourself amy
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    Incidentally, I was just in the middle of writing my own erotic fiction ABOUT Amyzzz.

    Spoiler: she gets a new strain of VD, rendering her hands arthritic so we're no longer subjected to her incessant boring blather.


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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    I put 7-9 because I might have touched my body prior, but I didn't discover the pleasure element until I was in 1st grade.

    But, I didn't learn how to make myself come until I was 18.

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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I put 7-9 because I might have touched my body prior, but I didn't discover the pleasure element until I was in 1st grade.

    But, I didn't learn how to make myself come until I was 18.
    Yeah, me too. The last part.
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    go fuck yourself amy
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    Incidentally, I was just in the middle of writing my own erotic fiction ABOUT Amyzzz.

    Spoiler: she gets a new strain of VD, rendering her hands arthritic so we're no longer subjected to her incessant boring blather.


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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Pffft, I learned to masturbate and ride a bike at the same time.
    i just purchased my ticket and i know it's still a year away but oh my gosh i am so freaken excited i'm pissing glitter. :O najahed

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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    ^ skillz
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Nice.

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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Actually, it wasn't so much skills...I just know that no matter how many times I fell off my bike learning to ride, the incentive to get right back on was always there! -
    i just purchased my ticket and i know it's still a year away but oh my gosh i am so freaken excited i'm pissing glitter. :O najahed

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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    How the hell are you riding your bike?

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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    OH, like me and horse back riding.
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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    She probably had her seat pointed up.

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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Were you riding a motorcycle?
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    go fuck yourself amy
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    Incidentally, I was just in the middle of writing my own erotic fiction ABOUT Amyzzz.

    Spoiler: she gets a new strain of VD, rendering her hands arthritic so we're no longer subjected to her incessant boring blather.


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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Alright, who voted never? I think we need to have an intervention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i tested with never to see if the poll results would show names, and it doesn't appear to be.
    ^^^
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    what's the over/under on how long it will take before this thread turns into plans for a passion party?

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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Alright, who voted never? I think we need to have an intervention.
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    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    How the hell are you riding your bike?
    I don't know, Algunz... I'd just peddled until I puddled. Nothing fancy or hard.

    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    She probably had her seat pointed up.
    Seat? Who said anything about a seat? JK Actually, I had a banana seat on my first bike, so I doubt that. lol

    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Were you riding a motorcycle?
    Not then... I learned about motorcycles as a teen... LOVE MOTORCYCLES
    i just purchased my ticket and i know it's still a year away but oh my gosh i am so freaken excited i'm pissing glitter. :O najahed

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    edit: picture got disabled
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