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    Default Drinking Toasts

    I'm always looking for new rituals to honor alcohol, whether they be humorous, philosophical, insulting, solemn, etc. Anybody know any good ones?

    A few favorites of mine:

    "To Hell! May the stay there be as much fun as the way there!"

    "To staying alive, but not being afraid to die."

    "To the remembrance of tonight's events."

    "May we kiss who we please, and please who we kiss."

    "Sip, sip, soirée!"
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    I'm partial to calling the time of day when I start drinking "Clink-a-clock."

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    My girls and I use to have a toast that went "Here's to the boys that we love and here's to the boys that love us, if the boys that we love aren't the boys that love us, then fuck the boys and here's to us". I am no longer friends with any of those girls though.
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    My family practices the following ritual called The Drops of Happiness:

    When you get to the end of a wine bottle, poor the last drops into every glass. Every glass needs at least a drop, so you may have to be patient and shake it a bit. Then pass the bottle around and everybody shares a city that they would like the group to gather again and before the bottle gets passed to the next person you "Beso el culo de botello." (Kiss the ass of the bottle.) Then once everyone has shared their city and kissed the bottom of the bottle you raise your glasses and toast.

    Just an FYI, never cross over somebody who is toasting somebody else. It is bad luck.

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    my girlfriends and I always toast to friendship:
    "some ships are made of wood, some ships are made of steel, some ships sail the seas, but the best ships are friendships that will always be!"

    a bit cheesy? yes.
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    Here's to you and Here's to me, if we should ever disagree, fuck you and here's to me.

    Apparently my toasts are all mean and angry, but I am typically a very happy drunk.
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    (thumpathumpathumpathumpa)

    What's the name of the game? THUMPER

    How do you play? DIRTY

    How dirty? REAL FUCKING DIRTY
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    also, this song.

    "Why was he born so beautiful
    Why was he born at all
    He's no fucking use to anyone
    He's only got one ball!
    Him! Him! Fuck him!"
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    I always drink to world peace.
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    whirled peas is always a great toast.
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    My step mom and her friends always do the toast...
    "Here's to the bee that stung the bull, and started the bull a-buckin'. Here's to the bee that stung Adam and Eve, and started the world a-fuckin'."
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    'To making it count'

    Titanic style

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    'to getting laid, getting paid'
    'here's to swimmin' with bow legged women'
    'when in rome, do as the romans. when in hell, we shall stop at the bar'
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    The absolute worst.

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    I'm also partial to "Drink motherfucker."

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    The only one I've ever used is "May we arrive in Heaven five minutes before the Devil knows we're dead".


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    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    I always drink to world peace.
    Groundhog Day quotes ftw!

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    Default Re: Drinking Toasts

    My Grandfathers favorite Irish toast:

    "May those who love us love us.
    And those that do not love us,
    May God turn their hearts.
    And if He cannot turn their hearts,
    May he turn their ankles,
    That we may know them by their limps."

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    This is the one my buddy always does:

    'Twas an evening in November, as I very well remember,
    I was walking down the street in drunken pride.
    But my knees went all a-flutter, so I rested in a gutter,
    And a pig came 'round and laid down by my side.

    Yes I laid there in the gutter thinking thoughts I could not utter
    when a colleen passing by did softly say:
    "You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses"
    And then the pig got up and walked away!

    I love it and I always ask him to teach me, but obviously we're drinking and you can guess how great my memorization skills are then.
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