LIFE MOTTOS

[kronz420]

Look out for #1
Shit rolls downhill
Huck it.. Chuck it.. Football

[fikus222]

"If you party too hard, it becomes too hard to party."

[insbordnat]

Never get less than twelve hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city, and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

[bettycarolyn]

"if your too drunk to walk...DRIVE!"

[guedita]

Yikes.

[Starraven]

"YOLO."

[java-do]

"YOLO."

[nyarlathotoats]

^it was bound to come up sooner or later.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Yes, like within the first 10 posts of the thread, on page 1.

[nyarlathotoats]

Yes, like within the first 10 posts of the thread, on page 1.

I forgot, and in honor of life mottos, "Don't look at me that way, it was an honest mistake..."

[vulcandeathgrip]

Whoever you think you are I am

[bettycarolyn]

i would if i could, but i couldn't so i didn't

[H_is_O]

There's always money in the banana stand.

This!

[PlayaDelWes]

I'll see it when I believe it.

[java-do]

"do you rather be a liver,or have a liver?"

[ivankay]

From wood shop:

Measure Twice. Cut once.

From a very bad hiking exeprience:

Do it on the trail's time. Not your own.

From Socrates:

All i know is that i know nothing.

[casey]

"do you rather be a liver,or have a liver?"

I heard some guy say this on the plane once after getting properly sloshed. Except he said, "I'd rather be a good liver than have one" which I think sounds better than "do you rather be a liver, or have a liver?" because that doesn't really make any sense.

[ThatGirl]

Hope is not a strategy.

[chbludevil]

When life gives you shit, make shiterade

[amyzzz]

Hope is not a strategy.

I like that one.

[java-do]

I heard some guy say this on the plane once after getting properly sloshed. Except he said, "I'd rather be a good liver than have one" which I think sounds better than "do you rather be a liver, or have a liver?" because that doesn't really make any sense.

I see what you mean,that phrase was thrown at me as a drink was shoved in my face.


"He who waits much can expect little"

[nahuatldream]

"that's just, like, your opinion"

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

"that's just, like, your opinion"

Both in the original context and in everyday practice that is clearly a response to something that someone else has said, and i fail to see how that is a motto of any kind.

[JorgeC]

"No eres el primero, ni el ultimo"

actually, that's not really a motto. Just something my mom would say to girls when they got pregnant too young.

I prefer "I'll sleep when I'm dead" and "Is this the hill you wanna die on?". First one to motivate me to go to as many shows as I can. The 2nd to motivate me to keep my mouth shut or at least think twice whenever I have to correct someone.

[nahuatldream]

Both in the original context and in everyday practice that is clearly a response to something that someone else has said, and i fail to see how that is a motto of any kind.

well, that's just, like, your opinion.

[Starraven]

Both in the original context and in everyday practice that is clearly a response to something that someone else has said, and i fail to see how that is a motto of any kind.

UPTIGHT.






"A [wo]man who stands for nothing will fall for anything."

That is the one I subscribe to. Do I give a shit if someone else has already posted it? Not really.

[algunz]

Clear your mind and BREAtHE. . .

[ThatGirl]

Re-examine all you have been told. Dismiss what insults your soul.

[TallGuyCM]

Incest is best. Why go to the mall when you can walk down the hall?

[miscorrections]

The world is my barf bag.