"I aint got no time to bleed"
True, but I know there is a thread on here somewhere about things that make you sound like a douche or something on those lines.
I'm just bored.
In the immortal words of GayPalm, "Don't take it personal."
you can wish in one hand and take a shit in the other and see which one fills up first
My mom use to tell me that all the time but she said spit... I never got it, why would I want to spit in my hand. I was young.
She also said, well you can get glad in the same pants you got mad in. I admit, I stole that one from her.
This one I was taught by my father....
Its better to lose a minute in your life, than your life in a minute.
And this one I learned...
You're either in the parade, or you're just watching it pass by.
You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.
It's that tad bit of Crazy that keeps me Sane...
Or you're judging it.
Never trust a man who doesn't drink
If you can't cum in her just cum on her.
Rock me through the good times and I can roll right through the bad.
No brains. No headaches.
Rule 1: Don't fuck up your own shit.
Rule 2: UNDER ABSOLUTELY NO CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER ARE YOU TO FUCK UP MY SHIT
Rule 3: Don't be old hat.
Rule 4: You should probably stop being a pussy.
Rule 5: If the previous rules do not answer your question... fuck it.
Anything that bleeds for five days and lives is a force to be reckoned with.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.
Wanna play war? I'll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck out of me.
Trentemoller @ Mezzanine 04/06/14
The Knife @ The Fox 04/15/14
Factory Floor @ The Independent 04/16/14
The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's 04/17/14
Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's 04/26/15
Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch 05/02-04/14
The Decemberist @ Crystal Ballroom 05/30/14
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds @ The Warfield 07/07/14
It's not about finding yourself. Its about creating yourself.