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    "I aint got no time to bleed"
    G-funk acquired, thank you Coachella

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    Don't watch Conspiracy Theory while on mushrooms.
    You know a festival is in the process of dying when you start to see sports jerseys there....

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    G-funk acquired, thank you Coachella

    Quote Originally Posted by Theijuiel View Post
    Don't watch Conspiracy Theory while on mushrooms.
    You know a festival is in the process of dying when you start to see sports jerseys there....

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    There's always money in the banana stand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    On the other hand...are five fingers.
    It's always the other hand that gets in trouble

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    There's always money in the banana stand.
    Fucking winner.

    If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

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    I really hate when people say "it is what it is".
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Wrong thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Wrong thread.
    Me? I was talking about mottos, no?
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    True, but I know there is a thread on here somewhere about things that make you sound like a douche or something on those lines.

    I'm just bored.

    In the immortal words of GayPalm, "Don't take it personal."

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    Ah, I do remember that thread. No worries, didn't take it personal, just confused there for a sec.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    I really hate when people say "it is what it is".
    They may as well say "This sucks." (still wrong thread, I know)
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    You win some, you lose more.

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    you can wish in one hand and take a shit in the other and see which one fills up first

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    My mom use to tell me that all the time but she said spit... I never got it, why would I want to spit in my hand. I was young.

    She also said, well you can get glad in the same pants you got mad in. I admit, I stole that one from her.
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    This one I was taught by my father....

    Its better to lose a minute in your life, than your life in a minute.

    And this one I learned...

    You're either in the parade, or you're just watching it pass by.
    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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    Or you're judging it.

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    Never trust a man who doesn't drink

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    If you can't cum in her just cum on her.

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    The light at the end of the tunnel may be you.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Rock me through the good times and I can roll right through the bad.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    No brains. No headaches.

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    Rule 1: Don't fuck up your own shit.
    Rule 2: UNDER ABSOLUTELY NO CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER ARE YOU TO FUCK UP MY SHIT
    Rule 3: Don't be old hat.
    Rule 4: You should probably stop being a pussy.
    Rule 5: If the previous rules do not answer your question... fuck it.
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    I guess that cunt gettin eaten
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

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    Anything that bleeds for five days and lives is a force to be reckoned with.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.

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    ooooooh boobies

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    Wanna play war? I'll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck out of me.
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    It's not about finding yourself. Its about creating yourself.

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