LIFE MOTTOS

[juloxx]

"I aint got no time to bleed"

[juloxx]

[Alchemy]

There's always money in the banana stand.

[Hatinisbad]

On the other hand...are five fingers.

It's always the other hand that gets in trouble

[frizzlefry]

There's always money in the banana stand.

Fucking winner.

If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!

[PotVsKtl]

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showt...cks+make+money

[ENluv12]

I really hate when people say "it is what it is".

[algunz]

Wrong thread.

[ENluv12]

Wrong thread.

Me? I was talking about mottos, no?

[algunz]

True, but I know there is a thread on here somewhere about things that make you sound like a douche or something on those lines.

I'm just bored.

In the immortal words of GayPalm, "Don't take it personal."

[ENluv12]

Ah, I do remember that thread. No worries, didn't take it personal, just confused there for a sec.

[amyzzz]

I really hate when people say "it is what it is".

They may as well say "This sucks." (still wrong thread, I know)

[Bonovan]

You win some, you lose more.

[Grandma]

you can wish in one hand and take a shit in the other and see which one fills up first

[locachica73]

My mom use to tell me that all the time but she said spit... I never got it, why would I want to spit in my hand. I was young.

She also said, well you can get glad in the same pants you got mad in. I admit, I stole that one from her.

[EastLos01]

This one I was taught by my father....

Its better to lose a minute in your life, than your life in a minute.

And this one I learned...

You're either in the parade, or you're just watching it pass by.

[algunz]

Or you're judging it.

[PotVsKtl]

[Highly Refined Pirate]

Never trust a man who doesn't drink

[NachoCat]

If you can't cum in her just cum on her.

[ThatGirl]

The light at the end of the tunnel may be you.

[BROKENDOLL]

Rock me through the good times and I can roll right through the bad.

[Darth_Bater]

No brains. No headaches.

[thelastgreatman]

Rule 1: Don't fuck up your own shit.
Rule 2: UNDER ABSOLUTELY NO CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER ARE YOU TO FUCK UP MY SHIT
Rule 3: Don't be old hat.
Rule 4: You should probably stop being a pussy.
Rule 5: If the previous rules do not answer your question... fuck it.

[frizzlefry]

I guess that cunt gettin eaten

[BROKENDOLL]

Anything that bleeds for five days and lives is a force to be reckoned with.

[Originalbob]

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.

[vinylmartyr]

ooooooh boobies

[getbetter]

Wanna play war? I'll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck out of me.

[NachoCat]

It's not about finding yourself. Its about creating yourself.