LIFE MOTTOS

[Mr. Dylanja]

Never trust a big butt and a smile.

[betao]

I don't care what they say about me, just as long as they spell my name right.

[algunz]

Too late.

You're a haughty one, saucy Jack!

So you're saying you feel like a preserved moose on stage?

[sonnyboy11]

So you're saying you feel like a preserved moose on stage?

You know what I want you to do, algunz? Will you do something for me?

[fatbastard]

Fuck em all but 6

[frizzlefry]

When life gives you lemons, invent a combustible lemon that will burn their house down

[algunz]

You know what I want you to do, algunz? Will you do something for me?

Haha, if it involves the signs of the zodiac or a rock opera I'm in.


"I'm jealous of us."

[sonnyboy11]

Haha, if it involves the signs of the zodiac or a rock opera I'm in.


"I'm jealous of us."

Haha! Ok, we were doing great up till that point. But you rock! *fist bump*

I mean, people should be envying us.

[BROKENDOLL]

All men can be replaced with 2 "C" batteries...

[algunz]

Haha! Ok, we were doing great up till that point. But you rock! *fist bump*

I mean, people should be envying us.

Damn. It didn't feel right when I typed it either.


Life Motto:

Always follow your initial instincts.

[rage patton]

TRY THE GRAVY. ITS SOOOOOOOOOO DELICIOUS.

[algunz]

You keep folding them.

[Tikiman]

Eh, what's a motto wit you?

[Alchemy]

Haha

[sonnyboy11]

All men can be replaced with 2 "C" batteries...

No. We can't. Maybe a 9 volt. At least 2 Ds! Plus I can cook!

[TallGuyCM]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

[guedita]

^ That, Chris, is a winner.

[algunz]

This is my new motto:

Chris is the winner.

[Grandma]

Thanks Tom Waits

[Hatinisbad]

old age and trecheary will overcome youth and skill every time

[Grandma]

There's a moment coming. It's not here yet. It's still on the way. It's in the future. It hasn't arrived. Here it comes. Here it is...It's gone!-George Carlin

[algunz]

I always miss it.

[unit300021]

Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you

[fiopadp7791]

The past few years working where I do, dealing with half-broken machines that barely run right and potential safety/quality risks involved-

"fuck it. run it"

[alyssaf12]

Better to apologize then to ask permission.

also,

where them nuts at?

[stinkbutt]

I think you're looking for this thread

[alyssaf12]

I think you're looking for this thread

HA.


shit

[Highly Refined Pirate]

The World Is Yours

[Pixiessp]

"Yo ho ho ho. A pirates life for me".

[SoulDischarge]

Hunter S. Thompson's "Buy the ticket, take the ride" has helped ground me through many a strange situation.