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    Cool Wish captncrzy a Happy Birthday, bitches!










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    Happy Birthday! See you in April.



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    Have a great birthday!!!
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    Default Re: Wish captncrzy a Happy Birthday, bitches!

    Happy Birthday!

    December 31 - Matthew Dear/The Sword/Pallbearer
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    51.57% of people polled like shitty booze. Happy birthday.

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    Happy Birthday!!!
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    Is that written in some sort of underground rat language I'm not familiar with?

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    Happy Birthday!
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    Happy Birthday Jen!
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    Choke on a cake! <3
    LOL! <33
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    Happy birthday gal .... cr****
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

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    Happy birthday!

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH

    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
    1/8: Tamaryn @ The Chapel
    1/28: Beacon @ The Rickshaw Stop
    1/29: Ty Segall, Wand, Cold Beat @ GAMH
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    Happy Birthday, Jen! Seeing you right next to us at Louis CK Friday was such a trip!
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    Happy birthday Jen!!!

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    Happy Birthday Jen!!
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    U2: 6/28 @ United Center

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    Happy Birthday!

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    and many more moons


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    [Insert beer photo]

    HAPPT BORTHDAY JEN
    Translation


    Ty Segall / Cold Beat/WAND @ GAMH 01/29/15
    Sparks @ Ace Hotel 02/14/15
    Caribou @The Fillmore 03/01/15
    The Pop Group @ GAMH 03/11/15
    Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriets 05/30/15


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    Thanks everyone!
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Cheers Jen! Hope to see you this year on the polo field.

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    Happy Birthday!

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    Happy Birthday Capt.
    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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    Happy Birthday, Jen! Look for a big check from me soon!

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    I love you girl.
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    Happy Birthday Jen!
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    happy birthday! i tried forever yesterday on my tablet to pull up a funny gahan pic, but it never worked out.
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