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    Cool Wish captncrzy a Happy Birthday, bitches!










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    Happy Birthday! See you in April.



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    Have a great birthday!!!
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    Happy Birthday!
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    51.57% of people polled like shitty booze. Happy birthday.

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    Happy Birthday!!!
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    Is that written in some sort of underground rat language I'm not familiar with?

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    Happy Birthday!
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    Happy Birthday Jen!
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    Choke on a cake! <3
    LOL! <33
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    Happy birthday gal .... cr****
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

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    Happy birthday!
    Arcade Fire - Sir Richard Bishop, Bill Orcutt - Spoon - Paul McCartney - Steve Gunn - Beserktown Fest - Slint - Sleep - Swans - Owen Pallett - Neutral Milk Hotel - Chris Thile & Edgar Meyer - Bobby Bradford Quartet - Matana Roberts - Wadada Leo Smith, Anthony Braxton - Thurston Moore, Sebadoh - Songs for Unseen Warhol Films - Ben Frost, Tim Hecker, Pete Swanson - Ryoji Ikeda - Slowdive - A Winged Victory for the Sullen - John Zorn Marathon

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
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    Happy Birthday, Jen! Seeing you right next to us at Louis CK Friday was such a trip!
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    Happy birthday Jen!!!

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    Happy Birthday Jen!!
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    Happy Birthday!

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    and many more moons


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    [Insert beer photo]

    HAPPT BORTHDAY JEN
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    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
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    Thanks everyone!
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    Cheers Jen! Hope to see you this year on the polo field.

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    Happy Birthday!

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    Happy Birthday Capt.
    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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    Happy Birthday, Jen! Look for a big check from me soon!

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    I love you girl.
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    Happy Birthday Jen!
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    happy birthday! i tried forever yesterday on my tablet to pull up a funny gahan pic, but it never worked out.
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