This is not a thread to recommend interesting new prepackaged beverages, it is a thread for admitting to disgusting feats of combining alcohol with whatever the fuck you had lying around your fridge because you didn't want to leave the house and if you let it get past 7 pm without getting four shots in you you'll lose your shit. Tonight, my first drink upon returning home consisted of the following:
3 shots of:
A long squirt of this fruit punch flavor concentrate:
The last inch of a bottle of:
And finally, because the glass wasn't full, topped off with this:
Remarkably, it is still much better than a martini.