I AIN'T NO HOLLA BACK GIRL

[Pixiessp]

Oh dear!

[guedita]

I'm actually more of a Challah girl.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

or am I?

[guedita]

It's a real existential crisis.

[juloxx]

Somebody slap me upside the face. Hard.

not gonna lie, this kinda gave me a boner

[GuyInTucson]

This thread is delivering

[thelastgreatman]

I am now going to put a song into Malcolm's head for the rest of the day with two simple words:

BLACK TITS

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Already on repeat

[thelastgreatman]

I want to find a copy of the full track to put on my iPod.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

WHEN I FINGERED ARTIE'S DAD BWAHHHHHHH BWAHHHHHH BWAHHHHHHH

[thelastgreatman]

[Mugwog]

MMM HERSHEY KISSES

[Hawkings]

I am now going to put a song into Malcolm's head for the rest of the day with two simple words:

BLACK TITS

i totally just a tourist here but .... holy f*ck he's back <dives for cover>

[thelastgreatman]

That is the correct reaction.

Also,

GIVE ME THOSE UDDERS, THOSE CHOCOLATELY UDDERS

[Hawkings]

so your weren't banned or hiding from Super Fan sent Seal Teams or assassination squads???

[thelastgreatman]

Oh, I was banned. Like 40 times. That was a fun battle of wills. But I recently found a loophole and apparently thus far the mods are being merciful. Probably because, let's face facts... the place turned to a dump without me.

[Hawkings]

TrashedHouse-1_t6402.jpg crazy kids wrecked the boards

[juloxx]

Oh, I was banned. Like 40 times. That was a fun battle of wills. But I recently found a loophole and apparently thus far the mods are being merciful. Probably because, let's face facts... this place is a dump, i just like reveling in shit.

corrected

[Goatchella]

[amyzzz]

Is this a tinychat jerk-off thread?

[casey]

Oh, I was banned. Like 40 times. That was a fun battle of wills. But I recently found a loophole and apparently thus far the mods are being merciful. Probably because, let's face facts... the place turned to a dump without me.

You're soooooo legendary, Randy. So legendary you have to run around the board telling everyone how legendary you are.

[Goatchella]

King of clowns

[thelastgreatman]

You're soooooo legendary, Randy. So legendary you have to run around the board telling everyone how legendary you are.

The fact that I stroke myself off about it doesn't change it being true, Case. This board needs an enema, and I AM THAT ENEMA.

[Goatchella]

Don't speak...I know just what your saying.

[Goatchella]

We'd let you help out but our project's too deep
Move on, move on, move on
Stay awake, just move on

[thelastgreatman]

For the record, i think that Cara IS actually a holla back girl. Like I think you could holler "WET CUNT" at her and she'd coolly respond, "Got one right here, bud. What's good?"

[Goatchella]

Instant gratification for you
Reality gone with a single click

[Mugwog]

well from reading the dating thread, boosh is indeed the girl who will sleep with you on the first date if you bring her to dive bar and drink whiskey with her, dont mention pabst though, as she'll be on to you suspecting of her hipsterage

[guedita]

For the record, i think that Cara IS actually a holla back girl. Like I think you could holler "WET CUNT" at her and she'd coolly respond, "Got one right here, bud. What's good?"

I'd probably just go, "Heyyyyyy"

[guedita]

Is this a tinychat jerk-off thread?

No it is not. This is a thread wherein people grapple with whether or not I am a holla back girl.