In the future, we'll be able to have colondectomies and be done with all that shit.
Serious....I have ten fingers and I'll cram em 365....366 on a leap year
Good Luck! Any tube in any hole is not fun...but can be funny. My Dad had one done and was farting like crazy in 'recovery' area....everyone in there was laughing. It's perspective I suppose. My cousin has stage 4 colon cancer and just found out, so it's good to get checked, the earlier you know, the better chances to protect your ASS and life : ). Look at this way, if you don't have any problems, you can laugh about the experience-- Godpseed
I jam my fingers up my ass all the time.
What are the signs I am looking for if I am checking for colon cancer.
I've just been milking my prostate this whole time and checking that. Sounds like I can kill THREE birds with one finger
Can we discuss how I need to get a mammogram? Although I love people touching my breasts, I fear some unfeeling machine squeezing my little boobies is going to make me cry.
You got my number gunnz...I'm certified.
Hit me up.
Lift my boob? I used to run 10 mile runs with no bra. I've heard the smaller you are the more it hurts.
A good hurt is always fine in certain situations, but a doctor's office? Not so much.
TomAz, I'm sorry I have turned the discussion from your asshole to my boobs. I can't say it's the first time.
There is a remarkably high occurrence of anal fissures on this board.
That's not the precise adjective I would have settled on.
So assuming (and hoping for!) a quick and speedy recovery - what do you want for your first meal? It will probably be the first time your digestive tract has been that empty since birth. What are you having?
Chile verde burrito.
Had to call my friend that night to see if they found anything on the scope as I have no recall of anything after they put me under.
Ask for the Versed.
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Surprised the horn dogs still stalk a thread about TomAZ's colonoscopy.
algunz, no one minds boob talk... haven't you heard? Please refer to my statement above.
I would recommend something with dairy in it for you first meal so there won't be anal leakage. Guess you could always invite your daughterss friends over for a rousing game of Twister and let the excitement ensue. Just don't fart, they might get a face full of duck-butter!!
Bob, you're walking a fine line between BD and funny.
Crap, I'm late for boobs. Assholes are not my preference.
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.