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    In the future, we'll be able to have colondectomies and be done with all that shit.
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    Well let's hope you don't lose your smart ass during the procedure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Originalbob View Post
    It's great being a woman where we get fingers in the vag and anus simultaneously every 6 months. Too bad it's not only in the bum, that would suck.
    Mirror Noir needs to step up his game

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    Serious....I have ten fingers and I'll cram em 365....366 on a leap year

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    Good Luck! Any tube in any hole is not fun...but can be funny. My Dad had one done and was farting like crazy in 'recovery' area....everyone in there was laughing. It's perspective I suppose. My cousin has stage 4 colon cancer and just found out, so it's good to get checked, the earlier you know, the better chances to protect your ASS and life : ). Look at this way, if you don't have any problems, you can laugh about the experience-- Godpseed
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    I jam my fingers up my ass all the time.

    What are the signs I am looking for if I am checking for colon cancer.

    I've just been milking my prostate this whole time and checking that. Sounds like I can kill THREE birds with one finger

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    Can we discuss how I need to get a mammogram? Although I love people touching my breasts, I fear some unfeeling machine squeezing my little boobies is going to make me cry.

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    You got my number gunnz...I'm certified.

    Hit me up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Can we discuss how I need to get a mammogram? Although I love people touching my breasts, I fear some unfeeling machine squeezing my little boobies is going to make me cry.
    It's gonna suck, they try to put you in positions that you can't get into, asking you to lift your boob and put it on a cold metal slab then they are going to squeeze it down with a plastic piece on a vice, flattening it like a pancake... then they will tell you to breath.
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    Lift my boob? I used to run 10 mile runs with no bra. I've heard the smaller you are the more it hurts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I've heard the smaller you are the more it hurts.
    Mmmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Can we discuss how I need to get a mammogram? Although I love people touching my breasts, I fear some unfeeling machine squeezing my little boobies is going to make me cry.
    I got one a few years ago and all my fears were unfounded. It didn't hurt at all.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Lift my boob? I used to run 10 mile runs with no bra. I've heard the smaller you are the more it hurts.
    I hope it's a good hurt
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    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Discuss TomAz's Upcoming Colonoscopy

    A good hurt is always fine in certain situations, but a doctor's office? Not so much.

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    Have a couple drinks first and you may end up liking it

    Anything's possible
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Maybe.


    TomAz, I'm sorry I have turned the discussion from your asshole to my boobs. I can't say it's the first time.

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    Can I watch?
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    There is a remarkably high occurrence of anal fissures on this board.

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    We're tight.

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    That's not the precise adjective I would have settled on.

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    So assuming (and hoping for!) a quick and speedy recovery - what do you want for your first meal? It will probably be the first time your digestive tract has been that empty since birth. What are you having?

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    That is an excellent question. I need to give it some thought.
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    Chile verde burrito.

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    You should eat a bunch of corn and see how much it changed - if at all - by going through your system. Do it for science.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    That is an excellent question. I need to give it some thought.
    When my buddy picked me up after mine, it was still morning. I was told I had poached aggs and two orders of french toast. I was still wacked out from the Versed I don't remember a damn thing. Went home and went to bed and woke up in time for dinner. Hungry.

    Had to call my friend that night to see if they found anything on the scope as I have no recall of anything after they put me under.

    Ask for the Versed.
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    Surprised the horn dogs still stalk a thread about TomAZ's colonoscopy.

    algunz, no one minds boob talk... haven't you heard? Please refer to my statement above.

    I would recommend something with dairy in it for you first meal so there won't be anal leakage. Guess you could always invite your daughterss friends over for a rousing game of Twister and let the excitement ensue. Just don't fart, they might get a face full of duck-butter!!

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    Oh, Bob.
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    Bob, you're walking a fine line between BD and funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Taking her strap-on up the ass is not a colonoscopy.
    Butt it sure is fun!

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    Crap, I'm late for boobs. Assholes are not my preference.
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