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    there are a lot of reasons why Coachella is great, but one huge recent down sides is the influx of celebutards showing up each year. it's funny that a festival supposedly about "indie" music and art can attract the absolute scum of Hollywood.


    Other stars on display that first weekend included Katy Perry, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Fergie, Emile Hirsch, Vanessa Hudgens with 20-year-old actor boyfriend Austin Butler, and another “Glee” actor, Corey Monteith. Usher, Rihanna and Macy Gray performed and partied during Weekend One

    Joan Rivers and Kelly Osbourne debated Coachella-inspired fashion trends, and the wider cultural significance of the festival, on the E! Channel program, “The Fashion Police.”

    Rivers, who joked that she goes to Coachella, too, quipped, “If David Hasselhoff was there, this means officially Coachella is no longer cool.”


    damn, cant believe im agreeing with Joan Rivers.

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    Problem with Joan's joke is Hasselhoff has been a Coachella attendee for years.

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    Yeah I'm pretty sure Rivers doesn't realize that Hasselhoff's career after Baywatch completely trumps hers
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    I WAS 2 FEET AWAY FROM RIHANNA AND KATY PERRY DURING DR. DRE AND SNOOP...
    WOW KATY PERRY WAS A DRUNK/DRUG MESS...EWW
    SHE LOOKED OUT OF IT,
    sorry for the caps to lazy to re-type

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    Quote Originally Posted by stellarpoet22 View Post
    I WAS 2 FEET AWAY FROM RIHANNA AND KATY PERRY DURING DR. DRE AND SNOOP...
    WOW KATY PERRY WAS A DRUNK/DRUG MESS...EWW
    SHE LOOKED OUT OF IT,
    sorry for the caps to lazy to re-type
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    I guess it's like me going to some Al Queda site and being like "Hey guys. don't ask me how I know, but Bin Laden isn't really dead" And all those terrorist dudes would be like "Hey fuck head, Daft Punk is still not playing Coachella"

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    She kissed a girl, and liked it.

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    katy perry was running by me backstage and bumped into me, gave me the biggest smile and a hug after saying sorry. i melted. mmm, those boobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ivankay View Post
    Problem with Joan's joke is Hasselhoff has been a Coachella attendee for years.
    and he brought fuckin' KITT with him this year. uber cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    katy perry was running by me backstage and bumped into me, gave me the biggest smile and a hug after saying sorry. i melted. mmm, those boobs.



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    Yes, lets give celebutards more attention. Smart move.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Stop watching shit like E and TMZ if it bothers you. A few celebutards here and there don't make or break the festival. LA is 2 hours away and Coachella is popular so they're going to be around.

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    Other Celebs heard about or seen on Weekend 1.
    by me:
    Miley Cyrus at Black Lips
    Abraham Benrubi at Squeeze
    by a friend:
    Russell Brand & Michelle Tractenberg together in a golf cart backstage.
    Richard D. James (Aphex Twin) entering VIP camping. (He's convinced he saw him, but I'm not so convinced, so 50/50 or less he was there.)
    by Coachella Employees:
    Paul McCartney singing along with SHM (I saw a pic).
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    who cares?

    Wow I saw someone famous. You non LA folk are way to jazzed by someone who's on TV

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    Quote Originally Posted by stellarpoet22 View Post
    I WAS 2 FEET AWAY FROM RIHANNA AND KATY PERRY DURING DR. DRE AND SNOOP...
    WOW KATY PERRY WAS A DRUNK/DRUG MESS...EWW
    SHE LOOKED OUT OF IT,
    sorry for the caps to lazy to re-type

    i would have taken her back to my tent for the old in out in out

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobotMan4 View Post
    there are a lot of reasons why Coachella is great, but one huge recent down sides is the influx of celebutards showing up each year. it's funny that a festival supposedly about "indie" music and art can attract the absolute scum of Hollywood.
    What the fuck are you talking about? Celebrities are humans that like music too. There are been many celebrity sighting since year one, and many of the ones mentioned in that blurb have been regulars.

    And like ivankay said, Hasselhoff is well known to be a huge Coachella fan and has been to several of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ivankay View Post
    Problem with Joan's joke is Hasselhoff has been a Coachella attendee for years.
    the real problem is that nobody who attends coachella gives a flying fuck about joan rivers.
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    I had a run in with one of those celebutards. This was emailed to me the next day.
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