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    Exclamation A message to the idiots making multiple retarded threads

    Yes, I know this is in the Line Up/Artists section, but this part of the boards contains the most idiocy.

    Here are some helpful tips for the idiots making so many retarded threads:

    Are you a lurker?
    Yes, everyone has to start somewhere! ---> Don't make any new threads.
    No, I'm what one would call a seasoned veteran! ---> Proceed to next part.

    Do you want to make a new thread?
    Yes, I feel like I have something to say that would contribute to the riveting discussion of the boards! ---> Chances are, you don't have anything intelligent to say. Don't make a new thread.
    No, not really. ---> Smart move.

    But RedHot, I REALLY think that the forum NEEDS another thread complaining about Radiohead, or about how awful the EDM lineup was!!
    Option 1 ---> Go play in traffic.
    Option 2 ---> Die of cocks.
    Option 3 ---> Go listen to Skrillex bro, and shut the fuck up.

    Simple as that.
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    Default Re: A message to the idiots making multiple retarded threads

    July 29 - Boris
    August 1 - Black Label Society
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    August 27 - Röyksopp & Robyn
    August 30 - Sleep
    August 31 - Sleep
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    Great thread.

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    Default Re: A message to the idiots making multiple retarded threads

    someone who joined in 2011 telling people about forum etiquette, that's rich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nationocean View Post
    someone who joined in 2011 telling people about forum etiquette, that's rich.
    But he's got a four figure post count - he's got rights

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    Default Re: A message to the idiots making multiple retarded threads

    Look, the point I am making is that people are making too many pointless threads that either
    A) Have been made already and have been talked about to death.
    B) Are pointless and have no merit.
    or
    C) are just idiotic (e.g. "what ever happened, no more good dis at coachella" or "y.c.m.b")

    I'm not trying to make a ground-breaking tutorial of the inner workings of the board, it was simply a tongue-in-cheek jab at the stupid lurkers who don't know how to make intelligent threads. Jesus people.
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    Default Re: A message to the idiots making multiple retarded threads

    this is implying that most of the people people making such threads (usually lurkers) read these forums a lot

    from here there is a massive flaw in your logic since you're expecting the people who make threads without checking if the same type of thread has been made to read THIS THREAD.

    so really, your thread isn't any better than any of theirs and you have now joined this group of people

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    Default Re: A message to the idiots making multiple retarded threads

    You made it here somehow, didn't you?
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    Default Re: A message to the idiots making multiple retarded threads

    I'm not one of the people making these threads, and trying to make a thread for people who don't read threads before posting theirs isn't going to work, therefore your thread is pointless and you should refer to your own advice

    Option 1 ---> Go play in traffic.
    Option 2 ---> Die of cocks.
    Option 3 ---> Go listen to Skrillex bro, and shut the fuck up.

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    Default Re: A message to the idiots making multiple retarded threads

    Love it!

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    Default Re: A message to the idiots making multiple retarded threads

    And yet they continue to be smart ass mother fuckers--doing so to acclimate within the boards, who just don't get a clue. Congrats

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    YOLO BRO
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    THERES ALREADY A THREAD ABOUT THIS YOU IDIOT HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD OMFGGGGGG

    that's what you guys sound like to me. its just a fucking forum and no one appointed you to police them
    People post legitimately useful threads and get flamed by others because there is a slightly similar thing somewhere buried in the forum. the most annoying thing about these boards is dealing with all of YOU guys hating on everyone for no fucking reason, not the "idiots." I can deal with a few extra threads

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    Default Re: A message to the idiots making multiple retarded threads

    Quote Originally Posted by RedHotSgtPeppers View Post
    Look, the point I am making is that people are making too many pointless threads that either
    A) Have been made already and have been talked about to death.
    B) Are pointless and have no merit.
    or
    C) are just idiotic (e.g. "what ever happened, no more good dis at coachella" or "y.c.m.b")

    I'm not trying to make a ground-breaking tutorial of the inner workings of the board, it was simply a tongue-in-cheek jab at the stupid lurkers who don't know how to make intelligent threads. Jesus people.
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    So basically, by your logic, no new threads should EVER be created. This is yet another reason why I mainly post to the r/Coachella SubReddit nowadays. For years, this board has been 90% flamers and mostly unenjoyable. Seriously, who the fuck cares enough about a stupid forum enough to whine and bitch about people starting new threads?

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