Sahara Tent Predictions: 2013

[GuyInTucson]

Already on a first-name basis less than 10 posts in? Is that a record for Cara?

[heart cooks brain]

pre... diction

is that what happens in your brain before you write?

here's my pre-diction

[guedita]

Already on a first-name basis less than 10 posts in? Is that a record for Cara?

Just a day in the life for a Coachella Celebrity. He probably pronounces it incorrectly too.

[Mugwog]

Elly-B from Da OC

[elliottb]

Uhg, I give up. You guys request your own fucking coachella 2013 artists! I'm gonna go back to lurking.

[Mugwog]

Uhg, I give up. You guys request your own fucking coachella 2013 artists! I'm gonna go back to lurking.

[guedita]

I thought we were going to develop something very special together, elliotbb. Til you became a huge fucking pussy.

[elliottb]

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[GuyInTucson]

Attachment 8101

Now you're just trying to win her over.

[Reeber]

Saw UZ on thursday.. Flosstradamus on Friday.. Flosstradamus was incredible.. way better then UZ.
Also saw Dillon Francis on Friday, get him in the sahara.

[Zero23]

Trap will probably be played more in the Do-Lab than in the Sahara, at least this year. A bit of moombahton will be in the Sahara along with lots of dubstep/cheesy shit. Trap will show up next year in the Sahara.

Not so sure about that, I heard some trap being played in the Do-Lab in 2012, and it's fucking exploded since then, I wouldn't be surprised to see a few acts in the Sahara.

[DFrank]

I feel like our wishes for the Sahara are as likely to happen as 17 year old orphans thinking that they're going to be adopted for Christmas.

[CrimesceneCookie]

what the fuck is "trap"?

[Ross1492]

Setting aside the question of whether these acts would play in the Sahara or elsewhere, here's a prediction:

Scuba (Live), Benoit & Sergio, Tiger & Woods, John Talabot (Live). I think we'll see a glut of terrible DJ's eating up prime time slots but I won't be surprised if GV sprinkles in a few quality acts during the mid-late afternoon.

[TickleMeElmo]

None of those would play the Sahara, if booked at all.

[elliottb]

I feel like our wishes for the Sahara are as likely to happen as 17 year old orphans thinking that they're going to be adopted for Christmas.

I tried to explain we should request realistic options for the Sahara Tent. To be honest I would rather lick Serina Williams' arm pits and asshole after a tennis match then bring up realistic Sahara Tent requests here. thanks.

[Mugwog]

I tried to explain we should request realistic options for the Sahara Tent. To be honest I would rather lick Serina Williams' arm pits and asshole after a tennis match then bring up realistic Sahara Tent requests here. thanks.

I dont know why you bring this up like its a bad thing

elly-by - why u no like? u is racist?

[guedita]

Elliot, are you aware that "requests" and "predictions" are not synonymous?

[DFrank]

Das a booty if I ever seen one. Elliot, you only have 39 more posts to go...almost there!

[Ross1492]

None of those would play the Sahara, if booked at all.

Meh, this line of thinking is of a piece w/ the oft-ridiculed rationale occasionally underlying expectations of a hip-hop headliner ... i.e. it's been this way for a few years ergo it must be this way next year. Sure, most of the better dance acts have been in the Mojave as of late but that doesn't necessarily mean the Sahara will be getting short shrift in perpetuity. I'll grant that Talabot would probably play in the Mojave. The others would work just fine in the Sahara.

[elliottb]

I suppose it is the Sahara Tent prediction thread. Fuck, I hate when Chella celebrities are occasionally correct.

[Mugwog]

So, you got boosh'd eh?

[elliottb]

Haha, indeed. It happens.

[tarrivi]

Can we get these guys back?

[Zero23]

Can we get these guys back?

Supporting this.

Also totally forgot about this one, but it's about fucking time Gesaffelstein tears up the Sahara. Would love to see a Gesaffelstein/Brodinski B2B set.

[Ross1492]

In a perfect world, Crookers and their ilk would never be invited back.

FWIW, Scuba looks to have a light rig for the new live show ...



Can't hurt the odds of a Sahara appearance.

[matt0947]

a few suggestions of mine

Zomboy
Alvin Risk
Noisestorm
xKore
Armin van Buuren
Tiesto
Nicky Romero
Bingo Players
KNIFE PARTY!
Magnetic Man (Or the seperate members)
Caspa
Rusko
Dirtyphonics
Any Hospital Records producer (Netsky, Camo & Krooked)
Modestep
Chase and Status
Boys Noize
Kill the Noize
Zed's Dead
High Contrast
L.A.O.S.
I think i already said Figure, but if not then yeah. Figure.
Dinka
Showtek
Headhunterz
Aphex Twin (I think he'd be more set for like... Gobi or Mojave)
OceanLab or Above & Beyond
Ferry Corsten
Gareth Emery
Oscillator Z
Excision
Downlink
GROOVE ARMADA!
Paul Keeley
Luke Shipstad
Nu:Tone
deadmau5

Oh man... I can go on forever... Just can't think of anymore ._. would be so epic to see a few of them, at least one of em would make me go wild

[Mugwog]

What about Daft Punk dude?!

[matt0947]

Oizo

YES. YEESSS... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSS Oizo ft Flat Eric

[GuyInTucson]

I think we have a new baily / bumblebee.