I really don't think this would be bad at all, especially in comparison to this past year. Of course I do like EDM and can handle a couple cheese sets as long as they're danceable. I would love for Armin, A&B, W&W, Gareth, Ferry, Arty, even ATB but there really hasn't been any trance at Coachella for the past 2 years unless you count Paul van Dyk or Sasha. Quite frankly I think GV should be booking a lot more trance; it's better than Afrowack and Aoki (please, God, do not let him headline). Trance acts like Tritonal, Mat Zo, Super8 & Tab, and Gareth Emery would be killer. Pretty Lights and Bassnectar give good variation from the typical house set. Throw in SMD and maybe Underworld and I think you have a solid electronic lineup.
Bolded language is especially ridiculous. The rest is garden-variety ridiculous.