Coachella Romances

[thewoodenman]

Take it or leave it.
Any previous experiences with finding love at Coachella?
How bout a lil slap n tickle?
GO!

[livethechoice]

Almost got my ass kicked at Damian Marley a few years back. I was in the crowd, high as a kite (back when I still smoked), and I kept getting signals from this girl dancing next to me, throwing me looks, rubbing against me while she was dancing. So I start to dance against her and make a move, nothing sleazy mind you, just letting her know I was into it. Turned out she was throwing me looks because she wanted me to move over, and she was rubbing on me because her boyfriend kept rubbing on her from the other side. Her giant boyfriend with USMC tatted across his back. And his 5 friends.
Next thing I know I'm looking at 5 marines who are staring at me like I just raped each of their mothers. I was way too high to deal, luckily one of the friends I was with stepped in and worked some magic, and saved me from being what I hope is one of the very small number of people to get their ass handed to them while Jr. Gong tears it up 30 ft. away.
Sadly, that's the closest I've ever come to finding a girl at Coachella.

[Cheddar's Cousin]

I boned every chick in the campground!

[superfiction]

while watching rusko this year i danced with some girl who straight up bent over in front of me and rubbed her butt all over my ding dong. i like to think thats what true love is like

[daxton]

I boned every chick in the campground!

Dang. You must have a tiny wiener cause I didn't feel a thing.

[fatbastard]

Word on the street is that Mike Patton gave his guitar case crabs at this year's Coachella.

[Cheddar's Cousin]

Dang. You must have a tiny wiener cause I didn't feel a thing.

They should call them Floories...

[TomServo]

At Jonsi the girl behind me basically dry-humped me the entire time, then wouldn't back down when the crowd dissipated. Creepy. She was sweaty.

[thewoodenman]

They should call them Floories...

That'd be great new name for them.

And btw, you're all now part of my wolf pack.

[jamielynn]

well the girl i was with cheatd on her boyfriend at coachella this year... the guy she cheated with turned up being gay... lol

[donkey sex]

hmm, wanted to read through this thread all night, but it only a few messages.

[CellarOwl]

hmm, wanted to read through this thread all night, but it only a few messages.

This is either because

a) Most of the people who hooked up at Coachella inadvertently did so with someone else from the forums and now they're keeping quiet; or more likely

b) This board is filled with a bunch of weiners on the internet who aren't getting boned. Or possibly

c) They only went to appreciate the music, in which case see answer B.

[gaypalmsprings]

It was too crowded for a long lasting romance. Plus, everyone was dancing too fast.

[donkey sex]

Good explanations, everybody. Appreciate that. (*tips top hat in acknowledgment*)

[daxton]

THE ANSWER IS B

[ballroomdancer22]

Mike Patton was spotted
fucking a porta pottie

[memorycassette]

fuck no.

but i have found a few great concert buddies.

coachella is okay for hooking up when you're in big groups of people.
i know a bunch of people who've hooked up randomly with someone here and there.

[lickety_spit]

At Jonsi the girl behind me basically dry-humped me the entire time, then wouldn't back down when the crowd dissipated. Creepy. She was sweaty.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

My Jonsi experience was a really a hyperactive guy getting me really, really, really stoned and I started getting paranoid that he had laced it with something and was going to try to take advantage of me. then he high fived me halfway through the set with a "late bro!" and skipped away. Boy, i felt like an asshole. After the set I laid on the ground during the entirety of Phoenix cracking and assembling about 150 glowstick bracelets whilst glaring quite malevolently at anybody that tried to look me in the eye of speak to me.

[Josesativa]

My Jonsi experience was a really a hyperactive guy getting me really, really, really stoned and I started getting paranoid that he had laced it with something and was going to try to take advantage of me. then he high fived me halfway through the set with a "late bro!" and skipped away. Boy, i felt like an asshole. After the set I laid on the ground during the entirety of Phoenix cracking and assembling about 150 glowstick bracelets whilst glaring quite malevolently at anybody that tried to look me in the eye of speak to me.

better safe than waking up in some guys tent with creme de fraiche on your mustache.

love at coachella i think is very possible . you can see the same beautiful girl at all your sets and thats the ice breaker there. and no lie coachella has the finest and weirdest festival bitches for sure.

[tmac]

i banged my girlfriend at coachella. that isnt very exciting though.

smoked quite a few doobies with random girls at coachella, but thats not very exciting either.

[El.C.Dub]

i've had two coachellas where i was romancing. one girl i ended up dating and turned out to be a total fail (not to bad mouth her, she's a cool chick). the other was a swedish girl whom i met the month prior, and i spent the whole weekend with her.

the whole environment/ambiance/vibe of coachella is totally romantic. However, i don't think i'm going to bother with chasing skirts anymore. it takes too much time and effort (i.e., coordinating the meet ups, who wants to see what acts, meeting up in a crowd of 75k). this year I will be spendin the majority of my weekend in solitude, focusing on getting to see the sets I want to see and not getting my rocks off. there are 51 other weekends during the year for that.

[Neighborhood Creep]

[blackchango]

nd no lie coachella has the finest and weirdest festival bitches for sure.

Siggzzz

[meowlouder]

probably should learn how to use the quote option

[Josesativa]

nd no lie coachella has the finest and weirdest festival bitches for sure.

Siggzzz

ya for sure but give credit because i think its a pretty accurate estimate

[HandBanana]

Last year I got the most amazing blowjob on Saturday. Totally random too. Was just the spirit of the weekend. People were getting crazy.

I was this close to coming too, but he had to stop so that concentrate on mixing into "Adagio for Strings."

[Josesativa]

Last year I got the most amazing blowjob on Saturday. Totally random too. Was just the spirit of the weekend. People were getting crazy.

I was this close to coming too, but he had to stop so that concentrate on mixing into "Adagio for Strings."

i missed you hand banana. you and your tiesto references <3

[rkawar]

i got lucky last year. Some girl on the campsite was 4 kinds of high, and really wanted to suck someone off. I didn't say no.

[thewoodenman]

Last year I got the most amazing blowjob on Saturday. Totally random too. Was just the spirit of the weekend. People were getting crazy.

I was this close to coming too, but he had to stop so that concentrate on mixing into "Adagio for Strings."

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