Omnibus 2013 Headliner Speculation and Argument Thread

[Drewski27]

I am your dog now.

Good little bitch.

[Zafocaine]

Good little bitch.

[kneuller]

I didn't see him play, but it sounded like most people who did see him play enjoyed the show, so it's at least acceptable in my mind. Maybe The Who could pull it off with Qudrophenia+ various hits, but it'd be a shame to see them without Moon live. As far as Sabbath goes, they just don't seem to be headliner material at Coachella. Ozzfest is the perfect place for them to headline, so why would Coachella want them as a main act? Do Sabbath even have an album of hits? Maybe if it were Sabbath plays Ozzy. Waters could play Dark Side of the Moon, and most people at Coachella would know what was being played immediately. Stoners of all walks have PF albums. The Who has a massive fan base, but are lesser known today. Are you just playing the role of an angry thirty-something upset with not having killed himself or investing in a briefcase full of cocaine before the failure that is your life in general crept up from behind and made itself apparent? It's okay. We're here for you <3

Your obsession with Keith Moon not being able to play live is beyond weird. As I'm sure you have googled, Keith Moon died 34 years ago. Judging by your meth face, you were not alive when he was, so what is the point of writing them off like you have? I don't honestly care what your answer is to this question.

Also, you must be brain dead to have come to the conclusion that The Who are lesser known today. What the fuck does that even mean? They played the Super Bowl a couple of years ago and had one of the longer sets at the 12-12-12 Sandy benefit.

[Zafocaine]

Your obsession with Keith Moon not being able to play live is beyond weird. As I'm sure you have googled, Keith Moon died 34 years ago. Judging by your meth face, you were not alive when he was, so what is the point of writing them off like you have? I don't honestly care what your answer is to this question.

Also, you must be brain dead to have come to the conclusion that The Who are lesser known today. What the fuck does that even mean? They played the Super Bowl a couple of years ago and had one of the longer sets at the 12-12-12 Sandy benefit.

lol @ meth obsessed. I don't have any drugs for you, squirt. We'll just see if The Who makes the bill, which we all know they won't. Ever. Not sure where any of you get off arguing this when we all know they'll never headline Coachella. Who are you trying to kid, kid? There were plenty of past their prime musical acts at 12/12/12 who you'll never see at Coachella. Eric Clapton being another (especially as he has his own festival). I supplied a link to the super bowl half time shows for a reason. Plenty of ain't-shit has-beens and never-will-bes play the super bowl half time show. Do the research. You're right about me not being alive while Keith Moon was alive. Me and the majority of people who buy tickets to Coachella. What was the point of 12/12/12 again, my child? To raise money for relief from old rich white people who still have their Who records, or to put on a cool multi-day festival with headliners that mostly everyone can agree on? Peddle your meth obsessed dreams of The Who elsewhere. It's not happening.

[Zafocaine]

Also, you must be brain dead to have come to the conclusion that The Who are lesser known today. What the fuck does that even mean? They played the Super Bowl a couple of years ago and had one of the longer sets at the 12-12-12 Sandy benefit.

Ask any twelve year old who The Who are. Now ask them who Kanye West is. Both popular music from different eras, but one of them just toured an album they've already toured multiple times, which seems pretty fucking weak.

[bucketofpower]

Zafocaine: values 12-year-olds' opinions.

Seriously, kid, smoke less meth. Shit happens, just look at your face.

[IceyHotshot]

I like this page. Lots of shit talking about Zaff Brannigan and all his garbage is hidden.

[nathanfairchild]

Ask any twelve year old who The Who are. Now ask them who Kanye West is. Both popular music from different eras, but one of them just toured an album they've already toured multiple times, which seems pretty fucking weak.

nbvcide?

[gswhooper]

nbvcide?

beat me to it


also, 2soon?

[kneuller]

Ask any twelve year old who The Who are. Now ask them who Kanye West is. Both popular music from different eras, but one of them just toured an album they've already toured multiple times, which seems pretty fucking weak.

How many twelve year olds do you talk to? How many twelve year olds do you talk to that attend Coachella?

Of course The Who are not making new music...they don't have their drummer.

[rambleonfreddy]

He's the only real Beatle* Lennon never would have gotten out of his 50's rock n roll phase without Paul. God Bless Paulmerica. Did you see him in 09? He is the Beatles. Post-Beatles Lennon went back to 50's rock n roll, while post-Beatles McCartney continued to make Beatles-esque music. A music so definitive that you can only compare it to The Beatles. In case you're not sure, watch the footage from The Plastic Ono Band live from Toronto '69. Check out Eric Clapton mad dogging Yoko for literally taking a vocal shit on everyone who paid to be there. Classy. Lennon knew he was a joke, which is why he settled down and got murdered. Not to say Macca isn't a corpse on stage in 2012, but there would have been no Beatles without him. Give thanks and praise.

haha, had to look this up

[Drewski27]

Ask any twelve year old who The Who are. Now ask them who Kanye West is. Both popular music from different eras, but one of them just toured an album they've already toured multiple times, which seems pretty fucking weak.

How close are you and NBVcide? Do you both conduct these said "interviews" in one of your parents' basements? does fingering happen?

[Zafocaine]

It's become clear to me that you all know more about meth abuse than I do. I'll keep this in mind if I ever happen to see any of you on the polo grounds, as to avoid being shocked by how war torn your faces actually are. Drewski, you took it over the line with your fingering fantasy. You do realize that each post you enter is an insight into the way you think, and into the "secret" life you lead.... right? Right??? Look into it before hitting post reply in the future.

How many twelve year olds do you talk to? How many twelve year olds do you talk to that attend Coachella?

Of course The Who are not making new music...they don't have their drummer.

Twelve is a magic number. Kids don't buy tickets to the show, but they have a good idea of what's currently popular. A better idea than, say, anyone who thinks The Who are relevant in 2013. It's funny that this pointless discussion is still alive. If any of you have proof that The Who will be playing Coachella, other than the fact that they've played a super bowl half time show (as have such known talents as high school marching bands, and every other diminished act you can imagine, including Janet Jackson... oh shit... Jackson to headline?!?!?!) and a hurricane relief show targeting old men with open wallets, then please share it with the rest of us instead of trying failingly to score meth off me =)

haha, had to look this up

Haha someone bought me this DVD one Christmas, and I couldn't believe what I was seeing when Yoko took the stage. Truly criminal. Imagine all the people who dropped acid just before the show not knowing that this head exploding rendition of cave scream-yoddeling was just around the corner. Someone in the audience never fully came back after this "performace"

[bucketofpower]

Twelve is a magic number.

Twelve is a magic number.

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Twelve is a magic number.

Twelve is a magic number.

Twelve is a magic number.

Twelve is a magic number.

They're magically delicious!

[Drewski27]

Drewski, you took it over the line with your fingering fantasy. You do realize that each post you enter is an insight into the way you think, and into the "secret" life you lead.... right? Right???

So by what we can gather from each of your posts, you really are spun a good portion of your day.

[RotationSlimWang]

Everyone stop quoting Zafo please. Seriously, the only way we're gonna get this jerkoff to stop posting so much is a mass-ignore.

[Drewski27]

Done and done.

[RotationSlimWang]

Thank you. Please carry this message to anywhere else we see any of the other Smarts engaging with him. But, y'know, don't say that YOU said to do it. Say that I said to do it, that way people will actually give a fuck. Thanks Drew.

[Drewski27]

lol. <3

[Zafocaine]

Awww RSW and his sidekick drewp can bitch all day, but can't tolerate logic based arguments? Who would have ever guessed?

[kneuller]

Everyone stop quoting Zafo please. Seriously, the only way we're gonna get this jerkoff to stop posting so much is a mass-ignore.

no problemo.

[heart cooks brain]

Rolling Stones
Blur - Sigur Ros

Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - the Flaming Lips

Daft Punk
Phoenix - deadmau5

[Spooks]

Rolling Stones
Blur - Sigur Ros

Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - the Flaming Lips

Daft Punk
Phoenix - deadmau5

I'll watch those sets. Where's Modest Mouse? Get with it man!

ps Nardwuar just posted MM interview today. Confirmed!
http://nardwuar.com/rad/2013/01/modest-mouse/

[rage patton]

The Killers
Mumford & Sons - Avicii

Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Skrillex - Calvin Harris

Muse
Green Day - Deadmau5

[Shoulda Named Ya Laika]

The Killers
Mumford & Sons - Avicii

Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Skrillex - Calvin Harris

Muse
Green Day - Deadmau5

Ouch.

[heart cooks brain]

The Killers
Mumford & Sons - Avicii

Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Skrillex - Calvin Harris

Muse
Green Day - Deadmau5

Anythingizzle Possibizzle

[Drewski27]

Saturday looks like a facemelter

[ialvarado2]

Phoenix
Lil' Wayne & Drake
Tool

Congrats... you predicted last year that Phoenix would headline.

(I don't know how the hell you did that thought).

[ialvarado2]

I can agree with this. Perhaps it will be the RHCP.

Great, we'll probably get both now Cheddar.

Friday: The Killers
Saturday: RHCP
Sunday: Drake

No need to deny that this is going to happen.

And you 2 predicted the RHCP

[ialvarado2]

I can agree with this. Perhaps it will be the RHCP.

Stone Roses
Stone Roses
Stone Roses

I'd go both weekends.

Holy fuck... you called it on 4/24/12

Did you end up going the 2 weekend?